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ive said it here before but ill say it again: the sally sex tape is shit!!!!!!!!!!! it's grainy quality, she bangs this bogun aussie (awkwardly) on a waterbed, and then he gets up and chucks a towel at her. hahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's only good in that it's funny - not...

i know i've repeated myself when it comes to mathieu kassovitz but whatever. of all the scenes in all the movies in all the world................... i sometimes think i love that one the most :) he has to be mine.

awesome. i'll put on a booby dress - you know, so he'll know how intelligent i am - and i'll head straight to the bench. zing! his wife is indeed a greasy mullet. im willing to overlook his hair. did you not SEE his thighs in LOTM?????

i would i would i would i would

wes bentley. i want to do things to him. the neck pubes must go though

but...................... his face is one big eyebrow(s)?

also, if you guys are talking about MILFs, here's a DILF. but a DILF like 50 years ago.

yes. yes. and after tonight, yes.

yes. NO. YES.

i hate football but im ashamed to say Kerry's Paul Galvin really does it for me god. why?? anywa, in the vein of helena's wisely-chosen james mcavoy input:

fuck. me. WOW. god she's divine. i also remembered recently that i have the major horn for christopher eccleston at times and ive just been given a lend of Let Him Have It (which ill watch tomorrow) starring the man himself

i went gay for carla a while ago, and it hurts to know he's all over her now. fuck it ill post my ultimate video again: i fucking love the way she clears her throat at the beginning.

i think that's a pearl necklace. ................... carla bruni. 90's supermodel, and currently the chick that nicolas sarkozy is lobbing his wrinkly dick into.

how many times have you watched the video now? i'd say since it was posted i've watched it about a trillion times....

OHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how have i lived til now????? this guy is fucking unbelievably hot. i has horn now kbai.

i would ride the life out of dermot o'leary 'come back to bed, la la'

this thread just got waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more interesting. snapping real life people you have the horn for!!!! hayworth, go up to him and say 'i have the horn for you' then run back to your computer and update us on his reply. man there's something about airports. i always see hot guys...

if you dont like flight of the conchords then you're fucked in the head, imho. oh bret. i mean brit. :p

i want him. i want him. i want him. that girl needs to fuck off RIGHT now.