Recent content by B.F. Finlayson

this is stupid

seriously??

here al, you seen "You’re Gonna Miss Me When I’m Gone"??

Why so shy? Jordan played up to the cameras on arrival, but appeared rather embarrased to be caught in her nightwear as she made her way home

A mix of one part Ephidrine and ten parts Caffeine is supposed to be great for the old weight loss. I think you can buy ephidreine on the internet. The bonus is that you can make meth out of it too for the weekend. You'll be a svelte winner like me in weeks!

No worries if you miss him tonight, he plays here every 5 weeks. Or so it seems...

i was rammed with coke over the weekend, i kept thinking i saw Kathy out of the corner of my eye, i would go to follow her but always seemd to end up in the jacks, enjoying yet another "boost". All my coke is gone now though, when i really need it. R.I.P. My Coke, i miss you. My nostrils loss...

Bourneville Boulevardeuph. Arse; fudge tunnel. Used to denote homosexuality, as in: 'I believe he strolls down the Bourneville Boulevard".

wheel tapping at the Bourneville factory euph. Dabbling in homosexual practices; the apprenticeship served prior to qualifying as a fully fledged coco shunter (qv).

spunkfarters

They just wanted to make the headlions! Arf. Ah fuck off

See the cover of the star yesterday? Guy with a tooth for an eye? Unpleasant isn't the word.

I'd say i'm obviously about 35% shocked and 65% exhilarated (approx)

Haha. I'm shocked and exhilarated! Seriously, thats the only way to describe the way i feel right now - shocked and exhilarated!