Minor Pleasures (17 Viewers)

[7 - No tomorrow]

Can you explain to this American?

Squeaky Bum Time is a phrase Alec Ferguson used to denote nervousness.
Now there are scary mice in Old Trafford and it's pun time.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

If the boobs weren't cut out here you'd see the mouse in a United shirt

 

[ann post]

If the boobs weren't cut out here you'd see the mouse in a United shirt

I saw that mouse. Its cool.

 

[nooleen]

you can say what you like about the tabloids but they're always top of the pun game

 

[therealjohnny]

"icky bum" --alternative title for the undergarments thread

 

[ann post]

Spoiler: NSFW version with boobs and mouse

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Weird that they would choose a woman having a grand mal seizure for this photo

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

you can say what you like about the tabloids but they're always top of the pun game

My friend and I always felt that if our respective careers fell through, there was a job writing headlines for the tabloids guaranteed for us.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

My friend and I always felt that if our respective careers fell through, there was a job writing headlines for the tabloids guaranteed for us.

With respect, I think a ton of people think that.

 

[GO]

I'm frying up a bit of sirloin to have between two slices of batch loaf

 

[ann post]

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I went back to the shop with that tenner again today. Won another 4 euro. Still in profit.

 

[Jill Hives]

I had time to bake brownies.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

With respect, I think a ton of people think that.

True but once we all don't lose our jobs at the same time.

 

[dudley]

I had time to bake brownies.

best pub ever

 

[rettucs]

still bright when I get home in the evenings now

spring is almost ready to spring

Edit: Oh, and payday, finally

 

[jonah]

Karaoke tonight. I am a karaoke queen.

 

[therealjohnny]

Something I posted got so many "winners'" it needed a scrollbar to list them

This has never happened before

I'm a bit emotional

 

[jonah]

Something I posted got so many "winners'" it needed a scrollbar to list them

This has never happened before

I'm a bit emotional

I never get more than one or two in the space of a few days. My life is over. This is why you're the most popular poster. Everyone just LOVES you

 

[therealjohnny]

That took the glow away.

Now I hate myself

 

[jonah]

That took the glow away.

Now I hate myself

I gave you a winner there to make up for being a troglodyte and give you the ~glow~