Minor Pleasures (20 Viewers)

[pete]

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I apologise for missing the Simpsons reference. I am giving myself an internet 'time out'

 

[nooleen]

i was looking up the difference between clams and scallops and discovered that SCALLOPS HAVE EYES

UP TO A HUNDRED TINY STARING EYES

 

[dudley]

fuckin' yum!

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

i was looking up the difference between clams and scallops and discovered that SCALLOPS HAVE EYES

UP TO A HUNDRED TINY STARING EYES

Jeepers.

That's defo the bit you throw away.

 

[nooleen]

jeepers, creepers
where'd ya get those peeeeeepers

 

[Jill Hives]

I won everything I wanted at an auction today. I always wanted an Edwardian chaise lounge, now I have one.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I won everything I wanted at an auction today. I always wanted an Edwardian chaise lounge, now I have one.

Can I be your pool boy?

 

[washingcattle]

Can I be your pool boy?

Whoa hold on there before you answer let me submit my CV.

I like pools and I'll work topless and service any rich widows you have on hand.

Or I'll work with a full body covering burka style veil thing and keep my self to myself.

Your choice.

Also I come cheap because I have no experience and no idea what a pool boy does. Except in pornos obviously.

 

[Jill Hives]

My name is in the local paper today.

 

[washingcattle]

My name is in the local paper today.

Lonely hearts ad ?

 

[Jill Hives]

Lonely hearts ad ?

It was in the the classifieds.
Black hearts aren't lonely.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

It was in the the classifieds.
Black hearts aren't lonely.

Bad news for the boy on the corner, the postman, the policeman

 

[Anthony]

I won everything I wanted at an auction today. I always wanted an Edwardian chaise lounge, now I have one.

 

[therealjohnny]

The Atkin Immigration thread is locked

 

[nooleen]

poor atkin

 

[therealjohnny]

I expect a new thread about discrimination against him later today

 

[nooleen]

judging by past performance he'll disappear for a couple of months to think up a new strategy, then come back and start an identical thread

 

[sleepy]

I got out for a few pints and a gig last night for the first time in what seems ages.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

The Division Bell is a fucking good album.