Minor complaints thread (34 Viewers)

[jonah]

I had to go into the studio here and record our new telephone hold thing. Its just me talking. So now whenever I ring work I'll hear myself.

On another note if you're ever flying aer lingus and your plane goes down, you'll hear my voice also. Same for Norwegian and United. I feel like the harbinger of death.

 

[therealjohnny]

what on earth is the message? "All is well, prepare to meet your maker...all is well"

 

[Lili Marlene]

I'd like to think the RyanAir landing horn just goes off at full blast right until the end

 

[jonah]

what on earth is the message? "All is well, prepare to meet your maker...all is well"

No more like "ATTENTION, ATTENTION" and then the instructions for putting on lifevests etc. It's a pretty long message.

 

[therealjohnny]

I'd like to think the RyanAir landing horn just goes off at full blast right until the end

It shows how long I've been on thumped when I was thinking what could the "ryan air landing horn" be in terms of sexiness


"Disembark without me, I need to sit here for a few minutes, I've got the ryanair landing horn"

 

[nooleen]

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[therealjohnny]

That's a real thing?

 

[ann post]

'I have the horn for all of you, fare thee well'

 

[Cormcolash]

Boo, I hoped I was a Jane.

Ah sure Daria's hotter like

 

[Diddles]

The daily grind of trying to match the tupperware boxes to their corresponding lids. FML.

 

[pete]

The daily grind of trying to match the tupperware boxes to their corresponding lids. FML.

It just never ends.

 

[Diddles]

It just never ends.

Never. Ends.

 

[dudley]

Never. Ends.

Label those bad boys, the way audio geeks do

 

[ilovehoovering]

ordering a burger and chips in a pub and then being asked would you like any sauce when it is served to you.

why can't you just give me all of the sauces so i can make my mind up in my own time and not be put on the spot?

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Unbelievable

 

[therealjohnny]

really puts things in perspective

 

[Lili Marlene]

@Shaney
@johnnystress

Marking you both down for giving out about a minor complaint in the minor complaints thread

this has been noted on your record

 

[therealjohnny]

disliking your dislike

 

[Lili Marlene]

I'll allow it.

 

[therealjohnny]

I don't like that either