Last Day in Work!!! (1 Viewer)

[Juno]

Today is my last day in the poxiest, most soul-destroyingly crap job I've ever had.

So, how should I exact my revenge for all the shit I've had to take?

 

[RSJ]

kill the bosses wife and kids and stuff their body parts into his locker.

 

[broken arm]

burn it all

 

[Juno]

kill the bosses wife and kids and stuff their body parts into his locker.

That's good but maybe involves a bit too much effort. And I'd rather not end up in prison for it.

 

[La La]

shit absolutely EVERYWHERE.

 

[RSJ]

That's good but maybe involves a bit too much effort. And I'd rather not end up in prison for it.

Has he got any pets? Thinking on my feet here.

 

[La La]

shit absolutely EVERYWHERE.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

do a shit on your desk.
then call back in next week and say " i've come to collect my shit from my desk"

 

[Juno]

Has he got any pets? Thinking on my feet here.

None apart from the winged monkeys and they'd probably kick my ass. I think I might just 'disappear' a few documents or some of the petty cash or something. I'm not very original.

 

[Bellatrix]

Hmmm....there's a name for "disappearing" petty cash. And it's not a good out-loud word.

Maybe go with the documents.

 

[Catwoman]

I'd set a vicious animal on him.

"Comet! Sic balls!"

 

[Juno]

I'd set a vicious animal on him.

"Comet! Sic balls!"

Now there's a plan! Can you arrange for Comet (now with evil red eyes!) to be over here for around 3.30? There's bolognese in it for him if he does a good job!

 

[nofriendo]

steal whatever you can and sell it all on thumped!!!

 

[Catwoman]

Now there's a plan! Can you arrange for Comet (now with evil red eyes!) to be over here for around 3.30? There's bolognese in it for him if he does a good job!

Any way you can get your boss to take his shoes off? He tends to go for the toes first, y'see.

 

[Bellatrix]

I'd be all on for a Throw Momma From The Train type arrangment where you "take care" of my boss and I return the favour.

We'll both have cast-iron alibis. You in?

 

[jane]

shit absolutely EVERYWHERE.

One of the reasons I like La La is that her default response to many situations appears to be 'do a shit'. La la, I like your style.

I was going to suggest the old 'flaming poo bag' trick, but I think a more widespread faecal display could prove very effective indeed.

Like this, but more of it and inside:

 

[broken arm]

piss in the printer.

 

[plug]

leave food to rot in places where it won't be discovered. until it's too late... muhhahahahah etc. preferably meat.

I'm curious as to the exact nature of this aforementioned "poxiest, most soul-destroyingly crap" job that you're leaving, and I'm intrigued that no-one else has asked yet. then I am curiouserer than most. nosy even...

well?

 

[RSJ]

steal whatever you can and sell it all on thumped!!!

I'll give you a monkey each for those two winged monkeys for a start.

 

[La La]

shit absolutely EVERYWHERE.