Cork tony (1 Viewer)

[Alan Remorse]

ahaha, that was fucking brilliant. i remember sharing a bus with 3 russians that day who seemed very very scared of us by the end of the day.

i also remember andy from weevil spitting beer all over galvin when i told him that darragh had stuck a photo of him in a birthday card i gave to eoin.

 

[jane]

This is indeed the best thread ever. Can it never, ever end?

More stories! More!

 

[czar]

" Anyway, while Rednecks were playing, this old crusty (now known as Cork Tony) started pushing his way up to the front, and grabbed the mic from Richie, and started shouting abuse at the whole pub. Twas gas. "BUY MY KITES YE FUCKING BASTARDS". "

so that's who the fucker was!

a-ha, it's all becoming clear now . . .

 

[jane]

One of these for the best story. My Tonymania is getting out of hand.

 

[migs]

Even more dangerous when he's Corked Tony (i.e. off the drink) as he was last night when he convinced me in my drunken state to hand over my bike for the weekend.

Beware this man is sly as a fox!

 

[Harry Pockets]

My pooter broke so I'll have to put that photo in at a later date. Did you know that he got himself a court date from that Mor festival? Last week he went on a mini-courthouse tour of Ireland. To Mor and then to Donegal for waking up half the Great Northern Hotel at 4 o clock in the morning cos he wasn't allowed in he decided to go up on the roof of the hotel drunk and blast out some choons and have an aul song for himself. That day after the courtcase he managed to get himself another one after being refused entry into some pub by "fucking bastard bouncers". it's a vicious circle.

 

[hanley]

any sightings over the weekend?

 

[Bag'o'cans]

any sightings over the weekend?

court citing more like. badump tsshh

 

[plug]

somebody should make a video game/flash game about him. I might give it a go if I can motivate myself sometime.. let's see now. right. tony has to get from point A to the free party/outdoor rave or something, without succumbing to the long arm of the law along the way. power ups could include yokes, booze etc. acquired from passers by. oh and something to do with a bicycle. and a dog?

 

[jane]

Yeah, and the different levels can be as follows:

1. A free party
2. A small community festival
3. Sneaking into bigger festivals,

And so on up the levels, as the challenges get bigger and bigger until he's finally blagged his way into being a member of the Oireachtas (sp?).

This is awesome.

 

[Unclealo]

Here, what is (sp?)?

 

[It Will Never Last]

somebody should make a video game/flash game about him. I might give it a go if I can motivate myself sometime.. let's see now. right. tony has to get from point A to the free party/outdoor rave or something, without succumbing to the long arm of the law along the way. power ups could include yokes, booze etc. acquired from passers by. oh and something to do with a bicycle. and a dog?

I want that game!

 

[It Will Never Last]

Here, what is (sp?)?

Online shorthand for spelling.

Like WTF? or IIRC or IMHO.

 

[jane]

Here, what is (sp?)?

An indication that I'm not sure I spelled that correctly. It's a way for pedants to retain our grammatical high ground while being hypocritical. It's awesome.

Oh, it's not really an online term. Those other abbreviations derive from online stuff, but 'sp?' has been around a long time.

Anyway, back to this brilliant game.

 

[egg_]

What's IIRC?

Ah, found it - If I Remember Correctly
Handy one

My favourite is YMMV - Your Mileage May Vary (i.e. this worked/works for me, it might not be the same for you)

 

[It Will Never Last]

IIRC = If I Recall Correctly

 

[snakybus]

icky icky rokey cokey

hey janus you spelt oireachtas correctly there, now spell rith me ar nos na gaoithe

ta se mahogany gaspipes

 

[guy of the tiger]

whats imho?

Online shorthand for spelling.

Like WTF? or IIRC or IMHO.

 

[snakybus]

I must have ogled

 

[It Will Never Last]

icky icky rokey cokey

hey janus you spelt oireachtas correctly there, now spell rith me sios an staighre ar nos na gaoithe

ta se mahogany gaspipes

You left out the bold-ed bits.