Cork tony (1 Viewer)

[Bag'o'cans]

It's just clicked. "cork tony". Avoiding the torrential rain under a tarpaulin on sunday morning up a mountain side as soundsystems were being packed away I and all present were subjected to the rant of verbal abuse from a particularily unhappy cork drunk crusty "tony", not only did he have nothing positive to say, he had nothing neutral to say either, negativity prevailed, i begun to realise it was the very man who a month before had stolen my bucky on rathlin island while talking at me about "los langeros". Tony they called him. Now safely in front of my computer i decided to follow up on some hunches with FBI officiousness. it took only about 3 websites and various comments to realise THE MAN'S A NATIONAL PHENOMENON....
I wasn't at Mor this year, but apparently someone was....

did anyone give tony any drugs in the end?
i liked when he gave up on the drugs thing and started shouting "does anyone want a fight?" it was about 6 and everyone was sleeping, well maybe not that grame guy, but i'm pretty sure tony was alone and fightless.

My festival highlight was definately Tony (The Cork Crusty). Dragged out by Gardai only to come back an hour later. Kicked out once more only to come back again. Sunday morning and Tony is still there and shouting at the top of his voice 'HAS ANYONE GOT ANY DRUGS FOR SALE? IM LOOKING FOR SOME DRUGS' to which soimeone replied 'FUCK YOU TONY.' Classic.

TONY, TONY, TONY, TONY!

Here's a picture I took of that Tony fella after he had ranted on at me about some 'Celestial Building' in Cork. Yeah tony, whatever!

he was carrying around a set of world war 1 binoculars and that massve magnifying glass, strange strange fella.

Other sites proved it to, he's stolen trousers and poitin from rathlin island to cork, long live tony.
Any stories/annecdotes/pictures..... (tony related)

 

[Wavioli]

HAHA, too funny

Im guessing you've seen the pic I took of him, seeing as you quoted the message that I posted it with.

He scabbed some weed off me, and then left it behind. Fine by me.

 

[Alan Remorse]

er... is this tony desmond by any chance? Crazy bastard with big coke bottle glasses?

i have the greatest story ever about this guy.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

er... is this tony desmond by any chance? Crazy bastard with big coke bottle glasses?

i have the greatest story ever about this guy.

Thats the one, found out his last name on another website, he was missing his bulletproofs on any occasion i've seen him though, El desmundo i believe he's called.

 

[Alan Remorse]

ahahah the mans a fuckin legend!

arrrrgh i wanna tell this story so much but i'm afraid i'll wake up in the morning with him lying in bed with me, lad in hand.

 

[Rogue]

ahahah the mans a fuckin legend!

arrrrgh i wanna tell this story so much but i'm afraid i'll wake up in the morning with him lying in bed with me, lad in hand.

g'wan! it's worth it for the rest of us

 

[Alan Remorse]

hmmm.... i'll think about it. what's it worth to ya?

 

[Grame]

hmmm.... i'll think about it. what's it worth to ya?

Igor will lie in your bed with your lad in his hand! Go on and tell the story Al. Tony, Tony, Tony!

 

[Rogue]

hmmm.... i'll think about it. what's it worth to ya?

uh...i promise to not turn up in your bed with me lad in me hand

 

[Bag'o'cans]

hmmm.... i'll think about it. what's it worth to ya?

Lots of yummy reputation points, then again what's that to the spectacle of a cocked tony in ones bed.

 

[Rogue]

dammit! beaten to it

g'waaaan!

 

[Alan Remorse]

ahhh its been built up to fuck now... soon...

 

[Alan Remorse]

thing is, i was gonna put it in the zine, but assumed that nobody would want to read such an insane story.... now i'm rethinking this. in the zine it goes!

 

[Rogue]

ahhh its been built up to fuck now... soon...

post it under another user-name, wrong foot the suspense...

...i'm caring too much about this...

 

[Wavioli]

thing is, i was gonna put it in the zine, but assumed that nobody would want to read such an insane story.... now i'm rethinking this. in the zine it goes!

BOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Alan Remorse]

BOOOOOOOOO!

agreed, its quite the cop out

 

[Bag'o'cans]

Zine!!! i'm thinkin a website for him, then again maybe some know him to well, but y'know pictures and sightings.....

 

[Wavioli]

agreed, its quite the cop out

less agreeing, more yarnery.

 

[Rogue]

BOOOOOOOOO!

here here. (hear hear?)

 

[Wavioli]

thing is, i was gonna put it in the zine, but assumed that nobody would want to read such an insane story.... now i'm rethinking this. in the zine it goes!

cmon, Im never gonna see that zine. Tony's a national legend now, not just a Cork one, dont bogart the fun!