Advantages of being your gender (2 Viewers)

[taubstumm]

we've oppressed women so well that they've never even once tried an armed rebellion!
that's gotta be some sort of record.

in all seriousness... wasn't andrea dworkin's last book about this? she was proposing that women form their own nation through armed insurrection, and used the example of the jews and israel as a model.

i may possibly be completely wrong here.

 

[wild_cat]

can pee almost anywhere much easier

You havent met my female friends.

After St. Patricks day 2005 is a day I and many small children out to see the parade know a girl can pee any where and with much ease.

 

[roxy]

You havent met my female friends.

After St. Patricks day 2005 is a day I and many small children out to see the parade know a girl can pee any where and with much ease.

peeing shouldn't be a problem if a girl has packed her magic friend

http://opt-x.de/JuliasWelt/img/04-05%20urination%20funnel.jpg


(ETA: n't - duh)

 

[Rachel666]

Girls can pee standing up. You just have to turn your weeing part upwards. Apparently it takes a bit of practice. I will not do this. I love squatting too much.

 

[BC]

in all seriousness... wasn't andrea dworkin's last book about this? she was proposing that women form their own nation through armed insurrection, and used the example of the jews and israel as a model.

i may possibly be completely wrong here.

dworkin was a facinating writer, purely from the extremity of her opinion. her book "pornography" is an excellent example of her extremely harsh and violent writing.

 

[Rachel666]

Basic tutorial for women to pee standing

1. Prepare: put up the toilet seat and adjust your clothes to get them out of the way (pants down, skirts up, underwear down or to the side as you prefer). Wash your hands if you've been into hot chilis, motor oil, or germ phobias.
2. Use your fingers to spread your inner labia apart and slightly up. This is the action that prevents peeing down your leg or in a big spray, and it takes a little trial and error. See below for tips.
3. Pee forcefully and steadily, right to the end, then stop completely. If you taper off, you will dribble.
4. Wipe yourself if necessary.
5. Return your toilet seat and clothing to their standard, locked positions and wash your hands.

just to elaborate a bit more on what i was saying!

 

[Deleted member 3435]

so if you want to you can come to party with me and suck my mate off, if you like that kind of thing. he was thinking of going for a prostitute but i think this would be less embarrassing for the rest of us. i like posting on thumped while drunk. can somebody tell me why the fuck i'm listening to 50 cent though? my mutherfuckin hat is bulletproof nigga!

 

[roxy]

Basic tutorial for women to pee standing

1. Prepare: put up the toilet seat

Buh, buh..why would you piss standing up if there's a toilet right there? I know there's the hygiene issue with ultra manky seats but there's ways and means around this...

Return your clothing to their standard, locked positions

Ah now, really and truly.....

Question: when would it be absolutely vital for a woman to pee standing upright?

If she's pissing near an ant colony? Near an alligator-inhabited cesspool?

 

[It Will Never Last]

Question: when would it be absolutely vital for a woman to pee standing upright?

If someone else (you'll probably blame a man) has pissed all over the seat and there's no bog roll to wipe it clean, though I suppose she could hover...

Advantages (of being a man): Not having to do women's work, you know...cooking, cleaning, changing t'baby's nappy

Disadvantages: Inability to have a wank on the bus without being accused of perversion. For that reason alone I'd like a lend of a fanny. Ta.