Advantages of being your gender (1 Viewer)

[ms.b.haven]

i'd say it's 10 times better than our half-arsed attempt at it anyway - at least ye can produce evidence

 

[Latex lizzie]

Tidy hair cuts that don't cost a fortune.


JOIN THE MARINES!!!!

 

[roxy]

true. i'd just really like to know how it feels to ooze stuff

eh - "liver knickers"?

Good things about being a girl

- cheaper car insurance (on average)
- painted toenails
- cheaper car insurance.

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

eh - "liver knickers"?

Good things about being a girl

- cheaper car insurance (on average)
- painted toenails
- cheaper car insurance.

and double dildos.

 

[ms.b.haven]

ah Fiona

eh - "liver knickers"?

that doesn't give me a good feeling though

 

[ms.b.haven]

Double Adapter

and double dildos.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

its better to be a bloke.PERIOD.

 

[plug]

true. i'd just really like to know how it feels to ooze stuff

hmm.. 'ooze' is a little inaccurate tho. I'd say 'shoot', 'sticky jet', 'across kitchen table', 'oops' etc.

more akin to a high powered mucous and tadpole filled water pistol really... deadly buzz !zed

 

[nofriendo]

advantage
- gay sex with brianoak

Behave you two!

 

[ms.b.haven]

isn't it true that if you wank in the bath it goes all clumpy

hmm.. 'ooze' is a little inaccurate tho. I'd say 'shoot', 'sticky jet', 'across kitchen table', 'oops' etc.

 

[Unicron]

true. i'd just really like to know how it feels to ooze stuff

ooze? Shoot surely?

Unless you mean machismo and only some of us do that (not me unfortunately).

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

ooze? Shoot surely?

Unless you mean machismo and only some of us do that (not me unfortunately).

yeah, i've never oozed in my life, i fire out silky ribbons of jism, hot sticky arcs of wank sauce. etc.

 

[Vinnie]

Pocket billiards

 

[ms.b.haven]

well shoot then. though now you're making it sound very "ready, aim, fire"

ooze? Shoot surely?

Unless you mean machismo and only some of us do that (not me unfortunately).

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

though now you're making it sound very "ready, aim, fire"

yeah, thats the one. better than "on your marks, get wet.... go" closely followed by a string of pussy farts. wwwft blart ffffftttt papapapaaa mulch.

 

[Zeelander]

Advantage:
Being able to get free drinks with a smile

Advantage:
Getting away with everything just by crying

What world do you live in?

 

[Wavioli]

isn't it true that if you wank in the bath it goes all clumpy

thats defineatly one of the worst things about being a bloke.

 

[taubstumm]

What world do you live in?

a world with three genders; male, female and airhead

 

[ms.b.haven]

i think i'd have sex with tom the most...if i had a penis

 

[nofriendo]

isn't it true that if you wank in the bath it goes all clumpy

pearl diving should be an olympic sport!