Advantages of being your gender (1 Viewer)

[plug]

isn't it true that if you wank in the bath it goes all clumpy

I don't take baths. it's much easier to scrape the dried cells off a with a fingernail. apparently...

well shoot then. though now you're making it sound very "ready, aim, fire"

"ready, aim, fire" defines the very essence of what it is to be a man. especially useful for pissing. and wars.

 

[Unicron]

well shoot then. though now you're making it sound very "ready, aim, fire"

2 points for the breasts, 5 for the mouth and 10 for a direct hit to the eyeball.

 

[ms.b.haven]

god i would've given 10 for a different area

 

[Unicron]

You get the bonus points becasue you have to deal with both head movement and blinking.

 

[ms.b.haven]

and trying not to get lock-jaw

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

- inter-racial gang bangs

 

[nofriendo]

I can take a piss in the street without being arrested for squatting..........i'll get me coat!

 

[Corey]

i can grow a beard faster than most girls.

- and I'm scary when angry; as opposed to just looking funny.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

- able to put penis between legs so it looks like i have a fanny

 

[plug]

good point. try doing that the other way round..

edit: oh wait, wasn't there that wrestler with the monster clit? china/chyna? sure someone posted that before.

 

[nofriendo]

- able to put penis between legs so it looks like i have a fanny

Havent we already spoke about cockingafanny!!

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i don't know
i only read my own posts
over and over and over

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

good point. try doing that the other way round..

edit: oh wait, wasn't there that wrestler with the monster clit? china/chyna? sure someone posted that before.

yeah - the chyna / x-pac shit is easily my favourite celebrity sex tape

x-pac sez: "SUCK ITTTT!!!!"

 

[hanley]

discuss

 

[ms.b.haven]

 

[oh shit]

mmm i love icing

 

[plug]

gullet bullet.

 

[glen]

 

[Lord Damian]

Advantage: centuries of first class human status.

Disadvantage: the party's over chaps.

i'm not sure if i even mean that ironically or not....

seriously, being a dude rocks, except for having to deal with broads. they're every one of them completely insane. esPECIALLY the completely insane genius headfucking ones...but come to think of it, the jugs make up for that bit.

 

[oh shit]

we've oppressed women so well that they've never even once tried an armed rebellion!
that's gotta be some sort of record.