€30 to spend on a present for my girlfriend (1 Viewer)

[Thebeard]

Ernesto isn't romantic, he digs scat and piss

 

[Wobbler]

Ernesto isn't romantic, he digs scat and piss

What?

 

[cpr]

get her a book...chicks did books.

 

[Stan Bowles]

30 euro? You tight bastard.

 

[Space]

get her a book...chicks did books.

or get here a scar...chicks dig scars.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

can you spend €34.99?

 

[Umfufu]

Get her lottery tickets.

30 seconds of excitement followed by deep disappointment.


Should set the mood nicely.......

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

buy her this thread

 

[Lord Damian]

Get some strawberries too. They're a romantic fruit.

As is Stephen Merritt...thus, the Cd is a wonderful idea.

Ernesto isn't romantic, he digs scat and piss

i've heard this as well. shocking. actually, not really.

get her a book...chicks did books.

yeah, get her a few tomes by Charles Bukowski.

buy her this thread

actually, for only €20 you can get her a subscription to Thumped. so she can see that you have to ask the internet what to get her for her birthday.

 

[Franco]

Treat her to a facial.

 

[worthit]

just dump her and save her the bother of doing it when she finds out youre a cheap fucker

 

[krystal]

Treat her to a facial.

for 30 nicker? any facial costing 30 bob is bound to be comprised of items such as bleach and scouring pads.

do not get her a cheap facial, instead, add 70 to your measly 30 and buy the lass something decent. like a good chap.

 

[Unicron]

for 30 nicker? any facial costing 30 bob is bound to be comprised of items such as bleach and scouring pads.

do not get her a cheap facial, instead, add 70 to your measly 30 and buy the lass something decent. like a good chap.

I think he was implying that he should wank onto her face.

 

[krystal]

I think he was implying that he should wank onto her face.

well, at least there's protein in that, I guess.

 

[kavanelli]

3000 penny sweets and a mix tape

Livin' in the 80's

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Eircom call cards always go down well.

Avoid cans of Coke and Mars Bars - seen as 'too cheap' - even if it's limited edition packaging.

 

[Janer]

30 euro? You tight bastard.

My bird accepts €60 minimum.

 

[quasiquasi]

Travel Scrabble

 

[Wobbler]

Buy her a new pair of panties. To replace her old pair.

 

[La La]

buy her a subscription to thumped and show her this thread. and with the remaining tenner, well i have no idea.