british (7 Viewers)

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

Electricity by OMD

 

[directhit]

somebody from england once sent me an SAE for a zine with an English stamp on it. the mind boggled.

someone once sent me an sae with an Eire stamp on it, bunch of stupid paddy's

 

[directhit]

First song I thought of was I'd Rather Be Sleeping by DRI

in my bed crashed out, drunk you stupid fool ...............

love that song Gary

 

[directhit]

it's an anti-racist band nooly, that's why it's anti-british.
we'll just nick songs of the Wolf Tones.

 

[nooleen]

that's wolfe to you, hitler. modern british aren't responsible for the activities of their forefathers. and might i redirect any rabid nationalists to the activities of irish slaveowners on montserrat. turns out the irish are as bad as the brits when it comes to power-mongering. shock, horror.

 

[CITY BABY]

that's wolfe to you, hitler. modern british aren't responsible for the activities of their forefathers. and might i redirect any rabid nationalists to the activities of irish slaveowners on montserrat. turns out the irish are as bad as the brits when it comes to power-mongering. shock, horror.

lies lies lies! nooly and eoghan harris and kevin myres up a tree
r-e-v-i-s-i-n-g history.

 

[nooleen]

sorry buddy, it's true. the irish are bastards, we were just never good enough at it to oppress anyone properly.

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

Remember everyone,Nooly lives in england now. Therefore a turncoat,traitor,honourary brit etc.

 

[nooleen]

the queen says you should shut up.

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

The queen has no power over me,I'm in dublin.

 

[nooleen]

that's what you think. try and buy some potatoes or maize tomorrow, you'll find out the lie of the land.

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

Yeah,and you wait until the ARAB army has our say.

 

[directhit]

Nooly if I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooo disappointed in you, Gary has disowned you - just imagine poor wee Cormy, crying himself, rocking himself to sleep every night with a bottle of buckfast (imported from Belfast). I nominate the first song to be
NOOLY IS A TURNCOAT (and all because the lady loves milk tray).

 

[directhit]

ps. i'm only 5 miles away from freedom, in the freestate.

 

[Corm]

Okay then, I'll play drums, but only if the first song is definitely called NOOLY IS A TURNCOAT.

Anyway, she's only saying all this cos her boyfriend is an orange.

And it's not about genetics, it's about HISTORY, Nooly, HISTORY. Yeah, HISTORY. And SENSE of HUMOUR. Yeah, HUMOUR. H.U.M.O.U.R. Humour.

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

NOOLY IS A TURNCOAT (and all because the lady loves milk tray).

Someone better write the lyrics for this before the end of the night.

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

Anyway, she's only saying all this cos her boyfriend is an orange.

That's the rhyming lyrics out the window.

 

[Corm]

That's the rhyming lyrics out the window.

It'd be a good chorus? Deek, Oi Polloi style...

"SHE AHNLY SEZ IT COS 'UH BOYFRIEND IS AN ORAHNGE!!"

 

[CITY BABY]

Can I be the singer in the band? I own a few wife beaters! but alas have hairy shoulders so maybe that wouldnt be the best idea. But I do have an IRA UNDEFEATED ARMY t-shirt that could give us the image were goin for??
so whats about it guys am I in???

"tiocfaidh ar hardcore apocolypse"

 

[nooleen]

you pathetic inbreds. hey, look over there! free potatoes! [scarpers laughing, to pick up some free medication on the NHS and buy some fireworks and abortions]