YO' MOMMA.... (1 Viewer)

[Corey]

's so fat she had to get baptised in Seaworld.

 

[broken arm]

..'s so poor she can't afford to pay attention

 

[billygannon]

...'s fat she sat beside everybody in class

...'s fat she gets up on both sides of bed in the morning

...'s fat she put mayonnaise on her aspirin

...'s fat her blood-type is Ragu

 

[broken arm]

....'s so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side



i stole that one.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

...'s fat she developed type 2 diabetes

 

[nofriendo]

..'s fat when she fell in love she broke it

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

your mother is so fat she is at high risk for health problems, including high blood pressure, high blood cholesterol, diabetes,heart disease and stroke.

 

[Corey]

's so fat i could slap her thighs and go surfing.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Your mother is fat, when her beeper goes off people think shes reversing.

that was directed at broken arm by the way.

 

[billygannon]

...'s fat you have to rub flour on her ass to find the wet patch to fuck her in

...'s fat she's on both sides of the argument

 

[Corey]

's so fat she's pregnant all over her body.

 

[Corey]

Ahem.

 

[It Will Never Last]

's so fat she don't just wear a g-string, she wears an a, b, c, d, e, and f string as well.

 

[ICUH8N]

's so fat she had to get baptised in Seaworld.

I've met yo momma. She isn't fat.

In fact...

*traces pattern on desk with finger, smiles shyly

 

[RSJ]

's so loose, her gee's got a welcomer and a house band.

 

[glen]

's so fat she's really fat. And overweight too. What a fucking bitch.