wish you were here..wait,.. nah idont! (1 Viewer)

[Corm]

Wait are you a Womyn or a Womin? And what's the difference between Wymym and Wimmin? What about Wiimmyin?

 

[zyklon b zombie]

no, no there's not. i am entirely humourless, as a side effect of being a strong, indepent womyn in this phallocentric society.

"Well, I don't know what phallocentric means, but NO GIRLS".

(Sorry, silly Simpsons quote. I couldn't resist).

 

[the strange guy]

Wait are you a Womyn or a Womin? And what's the difference between Wymym and Wimmin? What about Wiimmyin?

As long as they have a gee, they're all the fucking same.

And before someone gets all self-righteous, this is actually true.

 

[zyklon b zombie]

As long as they have a gee, they're all the fucking same.

And before someone gets all self-righteous, this is actually true.

I especially like the word CUNT. All female that word is.

 

[nooleen]

i dunno, you can call a man a cunt. in fact that was the first thing i said to oly in person, 'i think you're a cunt'.

 

[zyklon b zombie]

i dunno, you can call a man a cunt. in fact that was the first thing i said to oly in person, 'i think you're a cunt'.

That's why it's such a great insult- totally feminises a man. But it a powerful word indeed.

-Matt Hunt.

 

[nooleen]

matt hunt? that makes no sense

 

[nooleen]

and nothing 'feminises' a man quite like a punch to or vicious squeeze of the bollocks, i've found.

 

[the strange guy]

i dunno, you can call a man a cunt. in fact that was the first thing i said to oly in person, 'i think you're a cunt'.

Really? I don't remember that. I remember saying to you at RTS when I was done up in drag 'You get very angry about what people eat'. I also remember you sitting in my kitchen the morning after a party for hours saying absolutely nothing to anybody. That was weird.

 

[treelo]

Really? I don't remember that. I remember saying to you at RTS when I was done up in drag 'You get very angry about what people eat'.QUOTE]

i have photos of you in drag from that rts. you and thomas and who else was it? outside macdonalds and then a couple of other ones. i remember telling you you were the best looking (ie- least frightening) drag queen.
i would like to withdraw that comment.

 

[the strange guy]

It was Owensie. My mate's kid started crying when he saw a woman with a beard. Hilarious.

 

[Shorty]

What a difference a year makes!


From this

To this

 

[the strange guy]

Jesus Christ, I don't even know you, yet you can pull out pictures of me on command. I hope you're a stunningly attractive girl.

 

[yames]

I'd go for more shockingly ugly boy.

 

[the strange guy]

I'm mid-wank, don't ruin it for me

 

[nooleen]

Really? I don't remember that. I remember saying to you at RTS when I was done up in drag 'You get very angry about what people eat'. I also remember you sitting in my kitchen the morning after a party for hours saying absolutely nothing to anybody. That was weird.

really? i don't remember that. i remember sitting in your kitchen for about half an hour one morning saying nothing to anybody, then leaving because obviously that wasn't a whole lot of fun. i apologise for being unsure of myself in a situation where i didn't really know anyone that well. i'll see if i can sign up for some cockiness training before i let myself down so badly again.

 

[the strange guy]

I'll be organising a 'Being cocky' workshop after Owensie's 'How to get pregnant' seminar (beamed live from Sao Paulo) at my DIY tent which I squatted in my garden. All you timid and infertile types are welcome.

 

[nooleen]

will there be a vegan food option? mock-duck perhaps

 

[the strange guy]

No, food is for American imperialists. We should show solidarity with victims of the west by refusing to eat food, refusing to wash and getting a whole lot darker. I'm half-way there.

This is all explained in my pamphlet:
'STOP BEING WHITE - A guide to the budding transracial'
You can get it from Active Distribution.

 

[yames]

http://www.emode.com/match/thumbnails.jsp

I would just like to interrupt you two and suggest a visit to this site to view the profiles. Keep an eye out for one cute fella in particular.