wish you were here..wait,.. nah idont! (1 Viewer)

[karenzer]

hello all
im in holland, your not.
i saw tragedy twice this week, hopefully i'll see them on monday too.
wah!
ian bought a shit load of weed. it smells a lot better than fucking soap bar.
haha!
(oh lord karmas going to get me soon i swear it!)
by the way if noolys reading this, where in bejaysus did you go at the gig, i was looking for you...bear in mind my eyes were half closed and i couldnt walk very wel.......! are you still around? u know my email address? [email protected], were at james house today but we cant find him yet....
see y'all in a couple days
karen

 

[nooleen]

i stayed in utrecht on friday......where were you two on saturday??? den haag was horrendous - the gig was overcrowded so they stopped letting ppl in and i spent most of the night outside with a junkie from carlow and a girl who looked like gollum.....i was a bit freaked out on super skunk as well and just wanted to be left alone, then i slept on a floor and after a few hours crawled into some asbestos and dried-puke-coated clothes in hope of finding warmth (i didn't find any)
but i brought some treats back via Intra-Uterine Airlines, so it's all ok

 

[yames]

den haag was horrendous - the gig was overcrowded so they stopped letting ppl in and i spent most of the night outside with a junkie from carlow and a girl who looked like gollum.....i was a bit freaked out on super skunk as well and just wanted to be left alone, then i slept on a floor and after a few hours crawled into some asbestos and dried-puke-coated clothes in hope of finding warmth (i didn't find any)

Yeah, I love that place.

 

[W.]

but i brought some treats back via Intra-Uterine Airlines, so it's all ok

That some sort of new low fares airline?

 

[nooleen]

low fares, medium risk, high dividends

 

[treelo]

i got a good bit of stuff back the last time hidden under the kiss patch on my hat.
i like to think that Kiss shielded my wicked trafficing tricks from the wicked-er eyes of the law. i mean, it wouldn't be the first time Kiss saved the day like.

 

[Phil]

Everyone knows Pterodactyls can't stand the screech of a guitar.

 

[the strange guy]

Jesus Christ Nooly, you let your brother smoke weed that had been stuffed up your gee? I hope you presented it to him unwrapped and not in its original packaging. That unique Amsterdam flavour would be tainted with a Howth Bay aroma.
And poor Weeler obviously isn't too acquainted with the female anatomy if he thinks that your womb is an airline. Or maybe he thinks you could use your flaps as wings. You should ask him.

 

[nooleen]

well, i wiped the mucous off the outside of the bag quite meticulously. i don't see the problem anyway, maybe you've just got some freudian hang-ups you need to deal with.

 

[Corm]

The bag was actually quite far up, I had to use a pliers since Nooly couldn't reach it and the zip-lock bag somehow was depressurised at a high altitude and jammed in amongst the most-inner flaps.

 

[the strange guy]

If refusing to smoke weed covered in my sister's haddock smelling gee juice has Freudian connotations, then lock me up.

 

[nooleen]

believe me, i would if i could

 

[the strange guy]

Wow, you really are a liberal!

 

[nooleen]

no no no, you've got me all wrong.

 

[the strange guy]

So if someone locked me up for smoking weed slathered in my sibling's genital discharges, you'd try your best to free me? Ah, you're a star.

 

[nooleen]

i'm afraid you've got me wrong again, what i was saying was, no i certainly am not a liberal.

 

[nooleen]

anyway the smoke was in a bag, i didn't just stuff it unwrapped up me flaps

 

[nooleen]

quite obviously

 

[the strange guy]

Christ there's just no point having an oul joke when she's around, is there?

 

[nooleen]

no, no there's not. i am entirely humourless, as a side effect of being a strong, indepent womyn in this phallocentric society.