why wives rule... (1 Viewer)

[Thebeard]

I love all of your wives.

 

[Hector Grey]

Mine took 58 grand to keep happy over two years, left on account of wanting more money,took my dog, stole 4 paintings and is currently refusing to sign the nipper's joint gaurdianship form.

I love her.

marry in haste, repent, in jail, whilst doing bird for murder. age old story, gory.

 

[Corey]

marry in haste, repent, in jail, whilst doing bird for murder. age old story, gory.

If this is prison than i'm never goin' outside again man.



Here, you want some crust with your gruel?

 

[MDR]

Lads this isn't a thread about jail wives - they're something different.

 

[Hector Grey]

If this is prison than i'm never goin' outside again man.



Here, you want some crust with your gruel?

crust? i thought that thing had healed?

 

[sweetoblivion]

Mine took 58 grand to keep happy over two years, left on account of wanting more money,took my dog, stole 4 paintings and is currently refusing to sign the nipper's joint gaurdianship form.

I love her.

Divorce sucks. It turns people into monsters!

 

[Corey]

Divorce sucks. It turns people into monsters!

Wait.

Wait a minute.

We never married.

Should i go?

I'll go.

 

[wild_cat]

One time I couldnt move with period pains so my fella at the time went to the shop and bought be tampons fairly nice for a 17 year old.

Nicest thing done for me lately was when I was greeted with a cake and a copy of true romance when I was feeling like shite last week.

 

[the strange guy]

I cook for my missus every day.
When I say cook I mean full on meals, no frozen ready made shit.

Also she can't drive, we live in the sticks and it's a 30min walk to the nearest bus stop.
I'm the taxi man.

Where's the 'Fantastic Thumped Fellas' thread (and my medal)?

 

[sweetoblivion]

start that thread, and I'll post you your medal! Note: medal may be imaginary

 

[the strange guy]

When things get bad enough for me to start a thread about what a great fella I am, I'll let you know.

For now I'm happy to hijack this one.

 

[Squiggle]

Aww, Thumped Men apparently aren't just great daddies but also appreciative husbands and boyfriends! Who knew?

Aren't you all just amazing!

 

[CITY BABY]

I cook for my missus every day.
When I say cook I mean full on meals, no frozen ready made shit.

Also she can't drive, we live in the sticks and it's a 30min walk to the nearest bus stop.
I'm the taxi man.

Where's the 'Fantastic Thumped Fellas' thread (and my medal)?

No Wonder ya hate women Oli , but have ya stopped writting letters to Joe O Reilly, like I asked you?

 

[ernesto]

 

[the strange guy]

No Wonder ya hate women Oli , but have ya stopped writting letters to Joe O Reilly, like I asked you?

Jesus, wouldn't writing to him pretending to be a beautiful woman just be fucking hilarious?
I think we're on to something.

 

[Goff]

Jesus, wouldn't writing to him pretending to be a beautiful woman just be fucking hilarious?
I think we're on to something.

Well, the one I wrote was more about how I was a beautiful woman allegedly going to steal his childer away from him so his alleged mot and himself wouldn't get his hands on them and their gaff, while I was allegedly off riding someone else, which meant I allegedly deserved to get me head battered in by an alleged murderer, just cos he thought he was a clever cunt.

Still waiting on the reply though.

But I bet he's getting a good wank out of it.

Q: Is thumped available on www.prison.ie?

That might get around their mobile phone ban.

 

[shower another shower]

One time I couldnt move with period pains so my fella at the time went to the shop and bought be tampons fairly nice for a 17 year old.

My mother used to send me down to the shop when I was 8 for, modess(sp?) big thick, old fashioned pads. Used to tell the checkout girls it was for waxing my surfboard.
Now, the Tampax is just part of the shop.

 

[Chase Meridian]

No Wonder ya hate women Oli , but have ya stopped writting letters to Joe O Reilly, like I asked you?

speaking of cooking.... sorry for stealing all of the olives outta whatver yummy thing you cooked for your wife last week!!!

 

[Lord Damian]

a guy leaves for a few weeks and the place goes gay.

jordan, you got some motherfucking explaining to do ya big wuss-bag.

 

[CITY BABY]

speaking of cooking.... sorry for stealing all of the olives outta whatver yummy thing you cooked for your wife last week!!!

It was a vegan morrocan one crust pie ill have you know!!