why wives rule... (1 Viewer)

[mark]

got in at about 2145 last night (i work a long day on a tuesday) to be greeted with 2 delicious savoury pancakes (brie, spinach sundried toms on one, the same on the other one except stilton intesad of brie), followed by 2 sweet pancakes (banana and nutella).

so yeah, wives are bleedin rapid.

share you good hubby/wife or gf/bf stories.

 

[therealjohnny]

no pancakes

none

not a one

nada

 

[mark]

no pancakes

none

not a one

nada

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

- a subscription to viz!

that's about it though

 

[the departed]

lads, we all know that the real test of a real women happens on 'steak and blow-job day'.

 

[Jill Hives]

It's only a day over here? Score!

 

[Goodbye]

Welling up on my birthday as I unwrap a beautifully framed piece of artwork by Daniel Johnston.
She'll be my wife in August.

 

[billygannon]

Welling up on my birthday as I unwrap a beautifully framed piece of artwork by Daniel Johnston.
She'll be my wife in August.

Not if I get in there first!

 

[jane]

Can I amend this to include my husband? Kthx.

 

[MDR]

My wife does me a hundred little kindnesses a day.

 

[MDR]

Can I amend this to include my husband? Kthx.

You're getting the hang of this pretty quick aren't you Mrs Mr jane?

 

[the departed]

My wife does me a hundred little kindnesses a day.

yeah i had a rabbit who used to do that all over the carpet.

 

[dudley]

The wife has commissioned Rick Fork to do a painting for me. Just about the greatest thing of all time

 

[jane]

Oh, and a good story is that when he was making his wedding speech, he had to go, "Okay, I have to stop now or I'm just going to lose it up here." Meanwhile everyone else was losing it and I was barely keeping it together myself, and then I had to talk, too, and I forgot everything I was gonna say.

Also, he does a little Snoopy dance when he's excited.

Most of my stories would make you puke.

 

[jane]

You're getting the hang of this pretty quick aren't you Mrs Mr jane?

Totally. Four days in and I'm still welling up.

 

[billygannon]

I should get married.
Jo's the best.

 

[jane]

I should get married.
Jo's the best.

Aw, bless. I remember when you two first met -- so sweet!

 

[Super Dexta]

Oh, and a good story is that when he was making his wedding speech, he had to go, "Okay, I have to stop now or I'm just going to lose it up here." Meanwhile everyone else was losing it and I was barely keeping it together myself, and then I had to talk, too, and I forgot everything I was gonna say.

Also, he does a little Snoopy dance when he's excited.

Most of my stories would make you puke.

"that's my wife!"

cue floods.

 

[broken arm]

what is a wife?

 

[egg_]

what is a wife?

A girlfriend who it's illegal to break up with