What should I get my betrothed for Christmas? (1 Viewer)

[CitySickness]

jesus, why did you ever split up, he sounds utterly divine. can i have his number?

Back off, bitch. I had first dibs on the national treasure.

 

[Squiggle]

jesus, why did you ever split up, he sounds utterly divine. can i have his number?

Back off, bitch. I had first dibs on the national treasure.

Just remembering his present giving skills I think I want him back, but only for Christmas, birthdays and Valentines Day. I think part of the reason he was so good at presents was that he had a lot to make up for.

 

[Hector Grey]

Just remembering his present giving skills I think I want him back, but only for Christmas, birthdays and Valentines Day. I think part of the reason he was so good at presents was that he had a lot to make up for.

problems in the bedroom?

 

[Squiggle]

problems in the bedroom?

No, now back on topic.

Lots of thoughtful stuff that she needs, wants but wouldn't buy herself, or something that just spoils her a bit is always going to be better than one big thing.

 

[CitySickness]

Problems in the living room?
The utility room?
Driveway?

 

[Hector Grey]

No, now back on topic.

Lots of thoughtful stuff that she needs, wants but wouldn't buy herself, or something that just spoils her a bit is always going to be better than one big thing.

just saying, gazzer might be overcompensating because of issues twixt the covers. of the bed. in the shag-room. maybe he's got cockdroop? i think, rather than say "here, throw some money at the problem" i believe we should get to it's root. it's, if you will, stalk. gazzers stalk.

 

[MDR]

I know it sounds boring but a magazine subscription can be good. I got my wife a subscription to US Vogue last year and she really enjoyed getting a new installment of her present every month - AND you get thanks* all year 'round.

* = Hector, that's normal thanks, not ridin' thanks.

A Saab is always good too.

 

[CitySickness]

Or you could just buy her Saab.

 

[MDR]

Or you could bring her for a test drive in a Saab.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Buy her an MP3 player. May I recommend a Sansa Fuze for €89 for 8 gigabytes of fun. Fill it up with her favourite music from years gone by. I would love someone to get me a present like this if I didn't already own an MP3 player and all my favouriet music from years gone by.

 

[Diddles]

You should be well past the stage of buying presents for each other by now.

 

[GO]

You should be well past the stage of buying presents for each other by now.

Nah,I want a new pair of decent cans so.......

 

[MDR]

You should be well past the stage of buying presents for each other by now.

Yeah, but you're assuming they both already have Saabs.

 

[GO]

just saying, gazzer might be overcompensating because of issues twixt the covers. of the bed. in the shag-room. maybe he's got cockdroop? i think, rather than say "here, throw some money at the problem" i believe we should get to it's root. it's, if you will, stalk. gazzers stalk.

That is a scurrilous remark sir.I am packing a yule log of biblical proportions I'll have you know.My flute needs its own manger.Theres no room at the Pants Inn for the Holy Trinity of my genitalia.

 

[Diddles]

Nah,I want a new pair of decent cans so.......

Then just go get yourself a pair and she can go get herself something. It's handier.

 

[GO]

Then just go get yourself a pair and she can go get herself something. It's handier.

Diddles,you make so much sense.
Are you sure you're not a dude?

 

[Hector Grey]

That is a scurrilous remark sir.I am packing a yule log of biblical proportions I'll have you know.My flute needs its own manger.Theres no room at the Pants Inn for the Holy Trinity of my genitalia.

maybe that's the problem?

 

[sarah]

go to this blog, there's a list of beauty shops and spa's all reviewed all irish all any girls would want. http://beaut.ie/blog/?cat=11&paged=2

 

[GO]

Now we're talking.Thanks Sarah!

 

[krystal]

Now we're talking.Thanks Sarah!

gazzer - you can just ask me if you like, it's my blog.