what do all yee fuckers actually work at? (1 Viewer)

[micro_chainsaw]

im guessing ye all do office/bank boring shit for €17000 per annum


im a doctor
a doctor of ass
a doctor of ure mudders ass


enlighten me fuckballs

 

[old]

Whatever it is you do, it must be fucking great.
Pointless cunt.

 

[uncle_meat]

Originally posted by micro_chainsaw
im guessing ye all do office/bank boring shit for €17000 per annum


im a doctor
a doctor of ass
a doctor of ure mudders ass


enlighten me fuckballs

Hee hee hee!!!

Yep, it's office shite, but not boring by far. But I'd rather be a butterfly, floating on some random breeze....

 

[kstop]

I sit at my desk wondering how it is I haven't been fired yet when everyone I know, the majority of whom are smarter than me, have been.

Then I drink a little organic nettle tea, read some interweb, and write web applications in dead languages on Tomahawk cruise missile control systems (or rather, the 64-bit replacements for such systems).

Then I drink some more nettle tea and mess with the air conditioner.

There is also scratching.

 

[Wilbert]

Originally posted by micro_chainsaw
im guessing ye all do office/bank boring shit for €17000 per annum


im a doctor
a doctor of ass
a doctor of ure mudders ass


enlighten me fuckballs

What is wrong with you?

 

[hop]

Originally posted by micro_chainsaw
im guessing ye all do office/bank boring shit for €17000 per annum


im a doctor
a doctor of ass
a doctor of ure mudders ass


enlighten me fuckballs

no i do office/bank boring shit for considerably more money than that

ah ha ha ha hahahahaaahaha

 

[minka]

he's very droll, isn't he, that mr. chainsaw?

oh, my sides, etc.

 

[micro_chainsaw]

Re: Re: what do all yee fuckers actually work at?

Originally posted by Wilbert


What is wrong with you?

well, you see, i rode your mudder and she wouldnt pay me so i came in her face and she slapped me in the face.
after which i cracked hr 'er dee ead' with a steel dildo.

then she paid me

but

in fucking lira..

so what is wrong with me?--i have the problem of having an 'unusuable in this country' currency.

i have 3 choices

a) go back to your mudders house, demand me eurals and give her a big kick.
b) fly/boat to italy, spend me spondoolouges, fly back, go to ure mudders house and punch her in the forearm
c) change it in the bank-where i will have to face one of these black haired 23 year old dublin clerk cunts (who, many of which are homosexual, or at least bi)

i have a dilemma/problem
i dont like dilemmas/problems

therefore, by induction, im not happy

thats whats wrong wit me, baby.

 

[Hector Grey]

you shure it wasn't turkish lira?

cos there's no such thing as italian lira no more.

you're a retard.

no seriously.

 

[LuvChild]

I work(ed) for a record distribution company and now i can afford my own convertable BMW ..... oh no wait thats someone in a nice job.... Sounds glam doesn't it sadly nay, however to leave you with that illusion i wont post my job description here. However if they had one of those McDonalds ads with this is the amount of work a record distribution company employee has to do to afford a Mc Donalds Apple pie the ad would probably last about three weeks.........

 

[Gar]

i have the second biggest waster of a job
a student who works in a video store

the biggest waster of a job is internet moderator...

the finger points....

 

[Wooly]

My post is Leader of an International Underground Secret Superhero Network.


My duties include pretending to be able to fly, long walks in the pale moonlight, and skimming stones off old people.


Goodnight, America... wherever you are.

Batwool

 

[bob_jesus]

i like to collect fingers...with a cigar cutter.

it's not a job, it's more of a hobby.

but i'm not psycho i just collect them from people who write like they have a really bad dublin accent, but are really from the country.

i'm from the country. it smells better there, but it's boring. hence the last 8 years in dublin.

i'm also bored in work so there's a big chance i'm making this up because anything's more interesting than what i currently do!

think i'd like to fight crime. many opportunities in that BatWool?

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

that micro chainsaw dude....

 

[theinvisiblerep]

Wank, sob, repeat.

Like to think of it as an occupation.

 

[Andy_aurel]

...skimming stones off old people.

Nice.