What did you wake up with this morning? (1 Viewer)

[classic seanc]

A pack of tobacco from a stranger

A bottle of mustard

Guilt.



You?

 

[Corey]

The Fear.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

a cat at the foot of my bed and an apple i neglected to eat last night.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

someones foot inches from my face,
being asked did i want a danish,
on the floor.

 

[HMD]

rotten hangover and sore throat

 

[flashback]

I woke with the fucking rising sun.

Again.

This is getting ridiculous. I used to sleep right in. Is this what happens when you hit thirty?
Cause if it is, you can take your thirty, (and your Year in Provence) and you can shove it up your arse.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

hers a nasty one....was staying in an empty house a few years back,went `home` one night to discover the door completely secured.was stoned outta my mind so decided id go sleep behind the local school.anyway,went in there,found a bunch of trees to shelter under and off to sleep i went.woke up the next morning with a massive pile of dog shit not six inches from my face.not a good sight first thing in the morning.

 

[ernesto]

Re: What did you wake up with this morning?

a combination of an erection a hangover and hunger&thirst

 

[Lord Damian]

the desire to do something meaningful with my day.

and here i am.

pathetic.

 

[ernesto]

the desire to do something meaningful with my day.

and here i am.

pathetic.

ha ha. ditto

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

hers a nasty one....was staying in an empty house a few years back,went `home` one night to discover the door completely secured.was stoned outta my mind so decided id go sleep behind the local school.anyway,went in there,found a bunch of trees to shelter under and off to sleep i went.woke up the next morning with a massive pile of dog shit not six inches from my face.not a good sight first thing in the morning.

he said "What did you wake up with this morning?" not "What did you wake up with a few years ago?".

i woke up with a hangover and not enough sleep.

 

[BC]

i lost my shirt at some point last night. no idea where its gone. confusing. it appears i may have been wandering completely locked alone around my house shirtless. oh dear.

 

[jillface]

What did you wake up with this morning?

not one ounce of dignity or self respect that's for sure.

 

[Janer]

I woke with relief..........


I was off work.

 

[La La]

dread: because my house is getting knocked down in a few weeks and ive yet to sign the lease on my new place.

 

[classic seanc]

he said "What did you wake up with this morning?" not "What did you wake up with a few years ago?".

i woke up with a hangover and not enough sleep.

No, it's ok, I don't mind a bit of freewheeling now and again.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

he said "What did you wake up with this morning?" not "What did you wake up with a few years ago?".

i woke up with a hangover and not enough sleep.

sorry shaney

No, it's ok, I don't mind a bit of freewheeling now and again.

thanks shank

 

[sweetoblivion]

a feeling of being hideously unattractive...I got my hair cut/dyed yesterday. Big mistake. *cries*

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Woke up with the fear. Full Irish took care of it though.

 

[RSJ]

Woke up with aids. It's straight aids though, so i'll just go get a shot for it. Thank god!