What celebrity would you most like to stab in the face? (3 Viewers)

[lympog]

...says it all basically...
Mine would probably be Tom Cruise, that fucking weather guy from that TV3 morning show and probably the cunt that dreamed up that shit TV vehicle called "Naked Camera"

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[Wheels]

Hello police?

 

[lympog]

hey there chum,
i think you'll find i am the new police and you sir are going to hell...forever

- leigh

 

[Buzzo]

I'd never stab anyone in the face. That's gruesome. You need help.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Ryan Tubridy
Paris Hilton

 

[lympog]

I'd never stab anyone in the face. That's gruesome. You need help.

aah now,
it's a natural urge people have from to time
- leigh

 

[Lord Damian]

there are several young, lithe and buxom starlets that i'd like to stab in the face with my jimmy handle....does that count?

 

[lympog]

well technically,
seeing as how i never specified a weapon, that also counts
so i guess fucking someone in the face is in!!!


- leigh

 

[billygannon]

I'd stab Mr. Scabbardface in the face.

 

[Sweetie]

can I stab them in the face with a stick of rotten celery?
If so it would have to be Gerry Ryan. Yes, definately. And Joe Duffy. And Chaaantelle. And her dog, and......ok, that's when self-discipline will kick in, I hope.

 

[Sweetie]

can I stab them in the face with a stick of rotten celery?
If so it would have to be Gerry Ryan. Yes, definately. And Joe Duffy. And Chaaantelle. And her dog, and......ok, that's when self-discipline will kick in, I hope.

 

[tripoli]

wouldn't really fancy stabbing anyone in the face to be honest. however, i would like to slap a wet trout across the faces of the following individuals:

- glenda gilsen
- julian? (off UTV)
- woman from green waste advert on tv

AND

- pat kenny OF COURSE

 

[the departed]

stabbing in the face is awful.


p.s i know the guy who started naked camera.

 

[HMD]

 

[mark]

pete doherty. and it would be with a blunt rusty fork. becasue he's a talentless cunt.

 

[Anthony]

TV3 weather guy, agreed.
Leave Joe Duffy out of this..... oh add Brush Shields to the hate list.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

stabbing in the face would be too good for that TV3 weather guy or for that matter most of the other cretins who present the audiovisual excreta on that channel.

 

[kings lead hat]

i dont mind that tv3 guy but doherty the cunt

 

[lympog]

can I stab them in the face with a stick of rotten celery?
If so it would have to be Gerry Ryan. Yes, definately. And Joe Duffy. And Chaaantelle. And her dog, and......ok, that's when self-discipline will kick in, I hope.

self-discipline, eh...
must try that one day

- leigh

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

eamon holmes - cunt to the max
bill o reilly
that bird who does the weather on rte (y'know the one whos always locked doing the weather... had her licence revoked a few years ago for dui)

wait... these are all news type people.

zane lowe
woman from those green recycling ads
kerry katona