vs. Hot Press (1 Viewer)

[Knacker]

Right... Hot Press have a football team who play in a league. A proper 11-a-side team. They play friendlies in the summer.... who wants to organise a football match vs. Hot Press? It'd be for June/July.... we need a squad of 22, with a manager, a physio (we have one of those), a kit-man called Badger, a controversial director who's a woman trying to prove more to her than just her looks, some fans and a director of football.

Who's on for it?

 

[potlatch]

Bongo could direct. But dont you need Bob 'Oskins in the starring role?

 

[Yurn!]

I hear Paris St. Germain are selling Munday Bandele?

Did someone say loan deal?

 

[Ed]

Originally posted by Damon_Kind
I hear Paris St. Germain are selling Munday Bandele?

That bandele lad's a liability, now as far as coaches go look no further than frank patcham

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

This would actually be really good fun. Thumped FC, and all that. I bagsy being sweeper.

 

[Yurn!]

True.

What about Louis Amor Rodriguez? Stevie Shaw? Jamie parker? Andre Belanov?

All these players have to be top on any managers list.

 

[egg_]

Oh but which side will Mumblin Deaf Ro play for?

 

[snap-apple]

count me in. dirty hatching striker.

 

[kmastering]

Linda block was a bit of a hag, saw her on casualty the other day.

 

[Wedge]

ive made a fine bench warmer all my life, cant see why i shouldnt continue on with that role





do we get paid?

 

[Bad_Penny_Model]

i'm a little modest
but i have been called the di stefano of the northern hemisphere.

 

[the pope]

i'll be the cat like coalkeeper, diving this way and that, like a goalkeeper version of david james.

 

[Beanstalk]

I can see it now...



Hot Press FC

Midfield: disastrous
Right Side Defence: passable
Central Defence: inadequate
Left Side Defence: passable
Right Side Attack: weak
Central Attack: inadequate
Left Side Attack: poor


Thumped FC

Midfield: shite
Right Side Defence: asleep
Central Defence: crappy
Left Side Defence: donkeys
Right Side Attack: drunk
Central Attack: joke
Left Side Attack: retarded




Ah yeah, if only everything in life could be reduced to a predictable computer game.

 

[Vinnie]

I'm deffo up for this. Fucking deffo. As long as my knees can hold out. I play in the hole behind the front two. All I need is a shovel, some toy soldiers and a whole lot of imagination. And my cock.

But really, I am deffo up for this.

 

[Yurn!]

Are we doing 'last man back' or 'fly keeper'?

 

[Bad_Penny_Model]

we also need somebody as good and as "russian" as Lev Yashin..

what a pro...

i'd be up for this btw

 

[snap-apple]

Originally posted by Beanstalk
I can see it now...



Hot Press FC

Midfield: disastrous
Right Side Defence: passable
Central Defence: inadequate
Left Side Defence: passable
Right Side Attack: weak
Central Attack: inadequate
Left Side Attack: poor


Thumped FC

Midfield: shite
Right Side Defence: asleep
Central Defence: crappy
Left Side Defence: donkeys
Right Side Attack: drunk
Central Attack: joke
Left Side Attack: retarded




Ah yeah, if only everything in life could be reduced to a predictable computer game.