clenchy fist
beloved by all the youth
To the Magpies and fellow-travellers:
Super American Homecoming Communique`
status report #463459-
day4: tried to get to chattanooga; car`s dynamo failed. replaced dynamo with only a pair of pliers and length of rebar. Replacement dynamo also fucked. kicked car. drank whiskey (gets hazy).
day7: went to Earthfirst! gathering. Got real drunk-like on homebrew. Snogged everybody in room. Twice.
day8: got yelled at by pig for riding in the passenger seat of a car with no ID.
(sept. 11 and all that, apparently).
Pig: what are these papers for?
Me: Cigarettes.
Pig: Marijuana Cigarettes?
Me: No, normal cigarettes.
Pig: Do you or have you ever smoked marijuana, sir?
Me. Nope.
Pig: No, as in you do smoke marijuana?
Me: No, no as in I don`t.
Pig: Sir, please put your hands on the car.
Anyways-
everybody who knows who this is:
i`m fuckin homesick. i miss you guys, have a good holiday thing.
drop me a line and lemme know what`s goin on.
everybody else:
fuck off
t
[email protected]
Super American Homecoming Communique`
status report #463459-
day4: tried to get to chattanooga; car`s dynamo failed. replaced dynamo with only a pair of pliers and length of rebar. Replacement dynamo also fucked. kicked car. drank whiskey (gets hazy).
day7: went to Earthfirst! gathering. Got real drunk-like on homebrew. Snogged everybody in room. Twice.
day8: got yelled at by pig for riding in the passenger seat of a car with no ID.
(sept. 11 and all that, apparently).
Pig: what are these papers for?
Me: Cigarettes.
Pig: Marijuana Cigarettes?
Me: No, normal cigarettes.
Pig: Do you or have you ever smoked marijuana, sir?
Me. Nope.
Pig: No, as in you do smoke marijuana?
Me: No, no as in I don`t.
Pig: Sir, please put your hands on the car.
Anyways-
everybody who knows who this is:
i`m fuckin homesick. i miss you guys, have a good holiday thing.
drop me a line and lemme know what`s goin on.
everybody else:
fuck off
t
[email protected]