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[rampz]

just been watching this programme on animal planet. its a contest between 5 dogs to see whos the best at doing tricks. dogs were playing an organ, pushing shopping trolleys and numerous other silly things.

the prize was a crystal bone.

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

get a job.

 

[krystal]

what would a dog want with a crystal bone? So it could shag its crystal blow up bitch??

 

[rampz]

get a job.

its my well earned day off.

 

[rampz]

what would a dog want with a crystal bone? So it could shag its crystal blow up bitch??

its for the owner, the dog gets some sausages.

 

[krystal]

sausages! Do dogs even like sausages? Cos cats don't, they turn their noses up at them.

its for the owner, the dog gets some sausages.

 

[rampz]

sausages! Do dogs even like sausages? Cos cats don't, they turn their noses up at them.

these particular doggies seemed to like them. they actually looked nice.

 

[krystal]

well that's alright then.
I'm glad you're spending your day off in a worthwhile way.
What R WE DNG 2Nite?

these particular doggies seemed to like them. they actually looked nice.

 

[rampz]

well that's alright then.
I'm glad you're spending your day off in a worthwhile way.
What R WE DNG 2Nite?

i dunno. sarahs going over to jackies cos her dad is over visiting and i gotta go to a work do and im not sure how long its gonna go on for. isnt neil going to circle? anyhoo, sure text me to let me know what yer doing l8er on like.

 

[krystal]

YS HE IZ.
I HV NO PLNS YT.
WL LT U KNW ETA o' PLNS.

i dunno. sarahs going over to jackies cos her dad is over visiting and i gotta go to a work do and im not sure how long its gonna go on for. isnt neil going to circle? anyhoo, sure text me to let me know what yer doing l8er on like.

 

[rampz]

YS HE IZ.
I HV NO PLNS YT.
WL LT U KNW ETA o' PLNS.

a grnd.

 

[krystal]

PLNS 10 KLICKS away

not really. I just wanted to say klicks. I have no idea when said plans will materialise. In fact my plans might well involve lying on the couch.

a grnd.

 

[rampz]

PLNS 10 KLICKS away

not really. I just wanted to say klicks. I have no idea when said plans will materialise. In fact my plans might well involve lying on the couch.

ah sure you know me, id go to the opening of an envelope. im like a hybrid of glenda gilsen, john hurt and guggi.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

sausages! Do dogs even like sausages? Cos cats don't, they turn their noses up at them.

i saw this, the sausages looked great, if a little cold. They were prepared by the local butcher, Mr Hogg, who was beaming with pride holding a platter full of his wares.

 

[BC]

any special stuff?

 

[It Will Never Last]

Could any of the dogs say sausages? That would be rad.