Todays Irish Mirror, Page 7 (1 Viewer)

[Napalm]

Is that two women?

Note the slight bulge on the left hand model.

 

[Napalm]

Bump,
Possible lesbian action.

 

[avernus]

The Mirror is an offensively retarded publication.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

The Mirror is an offensively retarded publication.

as are the other tabloids - Sun, Star, News Of The World etc

Irish Mirror my cock

Oirish !bog

people who buy those papers believing them to be Irish deserve to suffer the same fate as Prometheus

*Prometheus, says the myth, stole fire from the gods and gave it to man. For this heinous transgression, he was chained to a rock and forced to endure his liver being torn out and eaten by an eagle every day

 

[avernus]

and lets not forget pandora...

damn you zeus...damn you all to hell!





benefits of a classical education.....

 

[snakybus]

not a very hungry eagle, was it?

I'd have et the liver on the first day

 

[taubstumm]

not a very hungry eagle, was it?

I'd have et the liver on the first day

duh. it kept growing back.

that eagle had better have had a liking for liver, though. every day, eugh.

 

[sarah]

duh. it kept growing back.

that eagle had better have had a liking for liver, though. every day, eugh.

maybe he was shared between a family of liver loving eagles

 

[Bag'o'cans]

But it says he tore it out, then it couldn't grow back could it! How long did prometheus live in this liverless limbo, what he do for food? Did he have to read the Oirish mirror, that'd be worse than havin a lad eat yer liver.

 

[taubstumm]

maybe he was shared between a family of liver loving eagles

only one eagle! ONE eagle!

liver-loving eagle family, tchuh.

 

[Latex lizzie]

jaysis..you kids.

http://www.messagenet.com/myths/bios/promethe.html

 

[sarah]

only one eagle! ONE eagle!

liver-loving eagle family, tchuh.

like, whatever

 

[Bag'o'cans]

jaysis..you kids.

http://www.messagenet.com/myths/bios/promethe.html

"tried to devour his liver" TRIED, TRIED.
Read a similar story in yesterdays mirror, somewhere on the eastend!

 

[taubstumm]

like, whatever

you're just jealous i got it right:

Each day, Prometheus would be tormented by Zeus’ eagle as it tore at his immortal flesh and tried to devour his liver. Each night, as the frost bit it’s way into his sleep, the torn flesh would mend so the eagle could begin anew at the first touch of Dawn.

sounds like fine source material for an iron maiden song.

 

[snakybus]

who'd want to live in greece.....lowest standard of living in europe

 

[Napalm]

who'd want to live in greece.....lowest standard of living in europe

And with a massive Olympics deficit around their necks for the next two centuries.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

who'd want to live in greece.....lowest standard of living in europe

Germany got hungary and took a bit of turkey, dipped it in greece and fried it in japan.

 

[sarah]

you're just jealous i got it right:

I know, I hate being wrong.......


but at least I'm better looking

 

[THRILLHO]

So.. from lesbians to greek mythology.

Nice going, guys. Way to ruin my possible boner.

 

[avernus]

yes well it was with good cause.