Thumped Charity Football Tournament 16th Aug (1 Viewer)

[RED(tape)MENACE]

You know it makes sense :

http://thumped.com/football

 

[Hector Grey]

i'm there buddy

 

[sealed human]

Me too, will pay those charidee fees later today...

 

[Squiggle]

The Dork Nights are still looking for a few players - we're already registered and paid up.

We're an equal opportunities team.

 

[Hector Grey]

girls? girls will ruin it. ban this sick filth!

 

[Squiggle]

girls? girls will ruin it. ban this sick filth!

Afraid we'll show you up or something?

 

[Jill Hives]

girls? girls will ruin it. ban this sick filth!

My foot, your shins.

 

[Hector Grey]

Afraid we'll show you up or something?

gonna distract with your wiles and jiggling, are yes? don't expect any preferential treatment, women. all are equal on the pitch. except that some are more equal than others. or not even remotely equal. in other ways.

 

[Hector Grey]

My foot, your shins.

typical woman. your foot, my shinguard. what next ronetteadinho?

 

[Jill Hives]

typical woman. your foot, my shinguard. what next ronetteadinho?

FFS, sally.

 

[Squiggle]

gonna distract with your wiles and jiggling, are yes? don't expect any preferential treatment, women. all are equal on the pitch. except that some are more equal than others. or not even remotely equal. in other ways.

I've got an excellent Sports Bra so there will be no jiggling, except for the beer bellies of some of you lads.

Who wants preferential treatment. It'll be grand with me if everyone can just manage to play by the rules.

 

[Squiggle]

Hayworth, back of the knee is much better, just make sure the ref's not watching.

 

[Vinnie]

Geoff Pankhurst

 

[Hector Grey]

Hayworth, back of the knee is much better, just make sure the ref's not watching.

got a stepladder have you? back of the knee, pah. i laugh at you all.

 

[Hector Grey]

FFS, sally.

maybe if you hadn't shown your hand so early, you could have broken my leg. but no, you let the cat out of the bag. pshaw.

 

[Squiggle]

maybe if you hadn't shown your hand so early, you could have broken my leg. but no, you let the cat out of the bag. pshaw.

Please don't even joke about broken legs.

 

[Hector Grey]

Please don't even joke about broken legs.

getting squeamish already? wait til you see the cut on my thumb.

 

[Squiggle]

Nope, I just don't want to see anyone getting hurt like that.


Anyway, we're still looking for a few more players, all are welcome.

 

[Hector Grey]

Nope, I just don't want to see anyone getting hurt like that.

paper cuts are a scourge.

lets hope for a couple of punch ups tho, like at bodytonic a couple of weeks ago.

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

Here Hec, my team is full.. can you round up a crew?