Things your co-workers say to you (1 Viewer)

[maims bond]

In a thick Cork female accent:

"Jaysus I didn't get a wink of sleep last night lads. I think I know why though: it was the 3 capuccinos I drank before going to bed".

 

[GO]

"Here Gaz,go down the hardware and get me a skirting ladder"

 

[jcdonaggio]

Sitting within earshot of gossiping colleagues is highly frustrating.

"Ah jaysus I couldn't believe Eastenderz last night"

"Feel so sorry for Cheryl Cole"

and this person who talks on the phone regulary to a child sibling in "baby language" - distracting.

grrr.

and they give out to me for listening to music with my earphones in, the cheek!

 

[magicbastarder]

a few years ago, over lunch, one colleague mentioned that consensual cannibalism case in germany.
another colleague: 'i reckon that's one of those 'fetish' things'
me: 'you're shitting us'.
'no, seriously, it's one of those 'sex fetishes''.
'...'
'they have them in america!'
general hilarity from the rest of us.
'i'm not joking! they bite each other on the arse!'

 

[therealjohnny]

A friend of mine and his workmates were gathered around looking at tranny porn. The manger comes over and has a look before going "jaysis- how do they put the mickies on them?"

 

[Super Dexta]

"Any yokes?"

 

[washingcattle]

When I started in my first job one of the lads asked me to go get the long stand from someone. I laughed at him and wandered off to do something else. Hours later my boss comes screaming into the room saying "You were told to get the long stand where the fuck is it" Yes, there was a metal platform on wheels called the long stand. That showed me.

 

[GO]

"Jazes Gazzer,this auldwans a right cunt"

 

[washingcattle]

In thick polish accent

"What does "snipped off her clitoris with a rusty scissors" mean"?

 

[rettucs]

some shit about hacking the linux version that comes installed on your illegal digibox to get it to accept signals from 4 more satellites than it normally would.

or about some shit to do with the spatiality of language

or the pros and cons of ipv6 over ipv4

oh how I love the lunchtime banter in this place.

 

[therealjohnny]

Korean guy

"I do no like this manager. She has the face of a bitch"

 

[nooleen]

a bad case of bitch-face can be very offputting alright

 

[therealjohnny]

Another coworker accidentally ICQ'd that "bitch face" with the message

" *bitchface* is a class A bitch"

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

"can i have a pay raise?"
oh how i lol'd.

 

[Cormcolash]

Another coworker accidentally ICQ'd that "bitch face" with the message

" *bitchface* is a class A bitch"

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