Things you say/shout out in your sleep (1 Viewer)

[Ewa]

I tend to curse a lot.
Things like:
"Open that fucking door or I'll kill you"
"Every single one of you is fucken fucked up"
But last night was best when I asked my husband:
"Do you have a monopoly for this duvet?"
Also had a very poetic line which I'll probably use in song:
"Amnesia is a philosophy on the grey waves shadows sea"
Beat that!

 

[pete]

do you record yourself?

 

[pete]

that was a question, not something i shout

 

[Ewa]

my voice usually wakes me or my husband up, but recording wouldn't be a bad idea,

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Where's the beef?

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

my voice usually wakes me or my husband up, but recording wouldn't be a bad idea,

I recorded myself once, i was hoping to catch one of my regular sleep freakouts/panics but all i got was lots of whispering and giggling. Apparently I do speak quite a bit but its usually incomprehensible gibberish

 

[ann post]

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

 

[washingcattle]

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

This guy really has cornered the market on sleep gibberish.

 

[washingcattle]

"How can I tell you you're as welcome as a 28-day-old used tampon infested by maggots without offending you?"

Perhaps I'm his Tyler Durden. He's a fucking poet.

 

[Goodbye]

Just rub one out & go back to sleep.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

'the horror, the horror..'

 

[ernesto]

I tend to curse a lot.
Things like:
"Open that fucking door or I'll kill you"
"Every single one of you is fucken fucked up"
But last night was best when I asked my husband:
"Do you have a monopoly for this duvet?"
Also had a very poetic line which I'll probably use in song:
"Amnesia is a philosophy on the grey waves shadows sea"
Beat that!

how do you remember what you've said if you're asleep? are you telling me your husband records everything your utter in the land of nod?

 

[flynnduism]

Recent gem: "The snow people are coming."

No idea what I was dreaming about there

 

[Ewa]

how do you remember what you've said if you're asleep? are you telling me your husband records everything your utter in the land of nod?

Some people do remember it if they get waken up by the sound of their voice in the middle of the sentence,
come on people give us something funny without reffering to other peoples links
That line about tree is nice