the If I was going to the Oscars I'd wear this .thread (2 Viewers)

[whathappen?]

mmmmm very disappointed with the gowns on show this year . I am now ( cause its my day off and I'm bored and its too wet to go out) looking at gowns online just in case david lynch launches an open casting call for a pale flat chested Irish accent type in the next few months. well you never know.
anyway post a few gunas up there . aaaaa go on .:heart::heart:

 

[Pantone247]

there's a fella on thumped who I won't name (Sn*kyb*s) who was telling me one night about how two or three years ago he wrote a rough draft of an oscar acceptance speech. His reasoning was he might as well do it now while he's not famous cause that way he'd still remember the 'little people'

 

[snakybus]

And this is what I would wear:

 

[Froog]

This.

 

[the strange guy]

I'm torn between the one on the left and the one on the right.
Maybe the one on the left is too summery.
I could wear the one on the left for the awards and change into the other one for the Vanity Fair after party?
They both look very smart and both have that 'classic' look that won't go out of style.

Great accessories too.
And those shoes...

 

[Dktr. Faustus]

 

[whathappen?]

awww ye are a pack of langers .
i'm wearing this

 

[Pantone247]

nice

when I get my oscar you can be my date

 

[Vinnie]

 

[Vinnie]

nice

when I get my oscar you can be my date

I thought we had a deal?

 

[whathappen?]

JESUS CHRIST OH JESUS CHRIST

 

[Pantone247]

I thought we had a deal?

no offence Vinnie, but your more a BAFTAs kind of date..

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

 

[the strange guy]

I'm available for the Meteors next year.
I've put a fiver on Ronnie winning a posthumous award.

 

[flashback]

I thought we had a deal?

I thought you were marrying Hayworth?


whathappen is Pantone's rightful Oscar date. He bagsed her.

Its only fair.

 

[broken arm]

 

[Vinnie]

JESUS CHRIST OH JESUS CHRIST

If they dont give me the Oscar their crops will fail and then only the sacrifice of Stephen Spielsberg himself will satisfy the Gods

no offence Vinnie, but your more a BAFTAs kind of date..

Im banned from the BAFTAS for shouting "Brits out" after every speech

 

[Pantone247]

I'd dress like this...

because I'm hilarious!

 

[Pantone247]

Im banned from the BAFTAS for shouting "Brits out" after every speech

Calor Gas Housewife of the Year?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]