The best thing that can happen to an Irishperson (1 Viewer)

[Corey]

The Famine.

 

[Corey]

Sorry.

 

[Pantone247]

finding a cure for ginger

 

[Vinnie]

A game of drunken naked camogie with Twink on Saint Patricks day

 

[cephalopod]

winning Big Brother 12

 

[Pantone247]

potatoes with everything

 

[cephalopod]

[insert shite english club here] winning the premiership

 

[flashback]

Coming back to Ireland.

Thinking its deadly.
Waiting for a DART for 35 minutes.
Sitting on said DART while it stops for the driver to get his sandwiches in the Fairview depot.
Sitting on said DART while it waits for a slot to be allowed into Connelly.
"Iranrod Eirean regrets to announce..."
Getting off the train realising you would have been there half an hour ago if you cycled in.
Remembering that the reason you cant cycle in is the bike gets robbed off you when you slow down to less than 10 mph.
Noticing the water pressure in the showers is shit.

Getting back on the plane out of there.


Ah no. Only messing.

Shit water pressure though.

 

[Pantone247]

If America invaded

that'd be amazing, a) no one would stop them and b) we might get democracy!

 

[Corey]

Thumped, Haha.

I'm going back to work.

 

[rettucs]

to marry a girl just like their mother

 

[drkdrk]

to marry a girl just like their mother

Shudder. Me ma's lovely and all, buh..

 

[Pantone247]

they locate the disable the gene that makes Irish men's noses grow big, red and bulbous after the age of fifty two

 

[cephalopod]

they locate the disable the gene that makes Irish men's noses grow big, red and bulbous after the age of fifty two

Best demonstrated during a close-up of the audience at Winning Streak

 

[egg_]

If America invaded

that'd be amazing, a) no one would stop them and b) we might get democracy!

c) no-one would notice

edit: except for the cops, who'd be walking around with shit-eating grins cos now they have guns

 

[La La]

Thumped, Haha.

I'm going back to work.

you work?









sorry.

they locate the disable the gene that makes Irish men's noses grow big, red and bulbous after the age of fifty two

well noticed!!! i've always wondered how/why this happens. might it have something to do with over consumption of potatoes? you begin to resemble one maybe? i know I do - around the wasitline anyway....

 

[MDR]

To get a british passport

 

[ravishinrikrude]

To get a british passport

i know sure look at terry wogan

brian boru didn't even have head gear like that!

 

[Space]

i know sure look at terry wogan

brian boru didn't even have head gear like that!

Waking up with a tattoo of Colm Meaney has to rank pretty high on the best things that can happen to an Irish person.

 

[plug]

legal abortions

i'd be having one every friday evening before i went out on the town, so i would

large fries and a soft drink for only 50 cent extra!