The best thing that can happen to an Irishperson (1 Viewer)

[La La]

according to glen hansard, it's getting a text from bono

sap.


as an irish person the best thing that could happen to me would be:

given a lifetime supply of tayto salt and vinegars crisps
have all my breakfasts, lunches and dinners made for me specially by the food gods from Avoca Handweavers


ill try and think of something un-food-related.....but in the meantime what would be the best thing to happen to you, as an irish person, iyho?

 

[It Will Never Last]

Finding out Glen Hansard was dead would be mine.

And Bono. And Tubriddy. And Brendan O'Carroll.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

I'd like to fall into a vat of Jameson, die happy.

 

[plug]

as above, except with tyrconnell instead of jamesons...

 

[plug]

"the chieftan of our country".

seriously, who allows these people to go on the record with this shite? they're making a mockery of the rest of us!

 

[Space]

I got atext off Bono's PA one time.

But the best thing that could happen to me would be the legalisation of Marijuana in this country.

 

[shower another shower]

best thing that could happen to an Irishperson or anyperson, for that matter, is getting some.

 

[plug]

you could be onto something there moose.

 

[Space]

best thing that could happen to an Irishperson or anyperson, for that matter, is getting some.

Some marijuana? I totally agree, more weed less coke is what this country needs.

Edit: check out the rhyming in that sentence.

 

[flashback]

Do you reckon thumped.com could get a single issue candidate elected?
People would have to try and get an address in the one constituency, and go off campaigning for them.

At the end of every gig just get the candidate up on stage, "see this woman? vote for her, she's sound, she wants to legalize weed".

Didn't Ming the merciless stood for election on the Marijuana thing, and got nowhere.


I'd say Rosin is our best bet.

 

[shower another shower]

Moose, I was thinking on a more primal level when I said 'some'.
No offense to Roisin, but I'd think we'd have broader appeal for a thumped rep, with someone like MDR.

 

[nofriendo]

have all my breakfasts, lunches and dinners made for me specially by the food gods from Avoca Handweavers

I would kill for their rice krispie cakes! honest to god...kill!

i have that recipe round here somewhere!

 

[ernesto]

I got atext off Bono's PA one time.

But the best thing that could happen to me would be the legalisation of Marijuana in this country.

someone is obviously sittin in front of thumped with a joint in their hand thinkin...'yeahhhh..... thatd be great alright'

 

[the strange guy]

Exactly what I was thinking!

 

[ernesto]

Exactly what I was thinking!

you too then yeah?

the greatest thing that could happen to an irish person is if he could convince politicians to give a shit about certain things and not be bastards.


that and a ride off sharon ni bheolain.

 

[the strange guy]

She's had a kid.
Bang o' ma off her

 

[maims bond]

taking the queen from behind in the centre circle of a packed Wembley stadium.

 

[Froog]

creating a human-spud hybrid with the ability to "root" in any fertile soil and take up water and nutrients.

 

[Hector Grey]

buying a house in the area i grew up in... h ah ahaaaa. tis more likely all your suggestions will come to pass before that happens. including rogering the queen.

 

[rettucs]

Ireland 2008

- waiting all week for the weekend to come

- waiting all winter for summer to come. When summer comes, wait for next summer to come cos this summer is shite (is it a wonder we all die young and miserable?)

- secondary school girls walking around with hoodie tops on with their name on the back (what the fuck is that about?)

- sitting in traffic

- getting annoyed while sitting in traffic cos you've more right to be on the road than everyone else and they're slowing you down

- work all week, get drunk all weekend. Repeat cycle

- go abroad. think you're great cos you're abroad and sure everyone loves the Irish. Very obnoxious

- begrudgery, begrudgery and more begrudgery (nice can of worms that one)

- not knowing your neighbours

- fucking alarms going off in your neighbours house all weekend and you can't tell them about it cos you don't fucking know them

- we love rugby, all of a sudden

- U2, oh how they make me so proud to be Irish

- ditto Colin Fardle

- fucking Spar

- fucking Insomnia

- fucking Independent fucking newspapers


sorry, what was this thread about again?