Ten Reasons Why I Hate Top Gear (1 Viewer)

[Alan Remorse]

1. Jeremy Clarkson
2. Their fucking obsession with the Isle Of Man
3. Jeremy Clarkson
4. That young, hip go-getter one who thinks he's the shit
5. That section where they get JK to try and beat jimmy carr's laptime
6. Any time a girl goes on it and is all like "yeah i'm a girl and i like cars, got a problem?"
7. That episode where they tried to disprove government guidelines about how long it takes a car to stop - cos y'know, it's ok to speed
8. Jeremy Clarkson
9. The fucking knobs in the audience
10. AA Gill (for good measure)

FUCK SAKE

 

[theweeyin]

The "cool wall".

http://www.bbc.co.uk/topgear/coolwall/

RAH.

 

[Alan Remorse]

yeah everytime i see someone in a BMW M3 CSL i CRINGE

 

[wild_cat]

http://groups.msn.com/HammondHeaven/factfile.msnw

Even I fancy the arse off him.

They have no speed limits in the Isle of man.

 

[thad wrongcock]

Its clearly one of the premier shows on the airwaves, i can't believe you guys would take offense to it. Fucking vegitarians!

 

[Alan Remorse]

wha...?

 

[thad wrongcock]

wha...?

Finish your hoummus and go back to bed. Jeez...

 

[krystal]

I too really like top gear.

 

[Wilbert]

I never used to watch it until I got a car of my own. Now, I find it strangely compulsive viewing.

It's like fancying Trinny and Susannah. I know I shouldn't, but............

 

[thad wrongcock]

"adonis in blue"

 

[theweeyin]

"adonis in blue"

COCK

 

[krystal]

No. No. Now that is sick and wrong.

did you cream yourself the week they tried to make over Clarkson?

It's like fancying Trinny and Susannah. I know I shouldn't, but............

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

i watch it every week.

anyone watch the brendan courntney show? its filmed in howl at the moon on merrion square.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

there's far too many ad breaks during top gear

 

[Alan Remorse]

i may be branded a filthy gay for wondering this, but did the skinny one get collagen injections? her lips look distressingly bulbous lately...

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

she was stung by a bee

 

[thad wrongcock]

The many moods of clarkson

"proud"

"mean"

"sympathetic"

"amused"

"Pointing"

"patriotic"

"surprised"

"forgiving"

"seductive"

 

[Wilbert]

No. No. Now that is sick and wrong.

did you cream yourself the week they tried to make over Clarkson?

I'm so happy with this reaction, it was exactly what I expected!
Not a fan of Clarkson really. If he was half as funny as he thinks he is, he'd be the funniest guy in the world.

The Trinny & Susannah thing provokes very funny reactions from girls. They HATE them. Also, Liz Hurley can provoke the same response.

 

[inspector horse]

bring back quentin!

 

[cpr]

i love his enthusiatic "yesssssssssssssssssssssssss" and also the random ways he shouts words like "engage!"