Table Quiz questions (1 Viewer)

[Corey]

Also how much is a gram of heroin?

That one would go down a storm.

Name he-mans home planet.
In what year did the A-tem escape from a maximum security prison?
In what state is Jesse 'The Body' Ventura Govenor?
What weight is Bonnie Tyler?
How many animals live in Bears Big Blue House?
How do you spell PAEDOPHILLIA?

 

[ICUH8N]

How do you spell PAEDOPHILLIA?

Answer: Not like that.

 

[Corey]

Answer: Not like that.

Gets yiz every time.
-Sicko's...

 

[Bag'o'cans]

shut up bag o cans you jerk. you always ruin everything.

Thanks, I'm the fly in the otherwise perfect soup.

 

[billygannon]

You have two buckets and one well and four sinks. You need to fill the four sinks with one bucket and use the other bucket to empty two of the sinks into the other two sinks, so that two sinks will be empty and two sinks will be overflowing.

How many times do you need to go to one sink with an empty bucket?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

You have two buckets and one well and four sinks. You need to fill the four sinks with one bucket and use the other bucket to empty two of the sinks into the other two sinks, so that two sinks will be empty and two sinks will be overflowing.

How many times do you need to go to one sink with an empty bucket?

easy. 8.

 

[Corey]

You have two buckets and one well and four sinks. You need to fill the four sinks with one bucket and use the other bucket to empty two of the sinks into the other two sinks, so that two sinks will be empty and two sinks will be overflowing.

How many times do you need to go to one sink with an empty bucket?

None. Because it sounds like a lame-o way to kill time.

 

[hanley]

If the internet is growing at a rate of 100% per year, an elecrton weighs 0.00054858026 of an Atomic mass unit and an average web page being 120kb, how heavy will the internet be in 2025?

 

[billygannon]

Okay... how about "Guess the question"?

A. Jeremy Beadle and a novelty sponge glove.

 

[ICUH8N]

Okay... how about "Guess the question"?

A. Jeremy Beadle and a novelty sponge glove.

Who does baggo dream of being double-fisted by?

 

[Bag'o'cans]

Who does baggo dream of being double-fisted by?

Yer ma/code ninjas bird

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Yer ma/code ninjas bird

what about me!? that hurts baggo.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

what about me!? that hurts baggo.

So does a double fisting, Treating you mean to keep you keen an all that.

 

[Wavioli]

which is the only actress to appear in four films with 'American' in the title?

boner question: name them.

and um uhhh- how many times did I poo this week?

 

[billygannon]

which is the only actress to appear in four films with 'American' in the title?

boner question: name them.

and um uhhh- how many times did I poo this week?

That Mina Suvari one.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

which is the only actress to appear in four films with 'American' in the title?

boner question: name them.

and um uhhh- how many times did I poo this week?

easy. 8.

 

[Wavioli]

easy. 8.

correct, but by gum, most of them werent easy...

Flecko- v good. 3 points. now name the films, without looking at imdb. or the internet at all

 

[billygannon]

Em... right... American Pie

American Beauty
American Pie II
and
American Pie III

 

[Bellatrix]

Why don't you steal all the questions from Trivial Pursuit. Try to use only the smarmy Rule Brittania ones that sound like Terrance and Phillip gags:

Phillip: Ahahaha!!! Terrance, what do the English go through 8 billion of a year that the French never use at all???

Terrance: A bar of soap?? Ahahahahahaha!!!

Phillip: Very good Terrance. You get a pink wedge. Now I will fart in your face!!! Ahahahahahaha!!!!

 

[Wavioli]

Em... right... American Pie

American Beauty
American Pie II
and
American Pie III

so close, but she wasnt in american pie III