Stupid things you have done recently (3 Viewers)

[Super Dexta]

In the last two days I have:
- given myself three paper cuts
- hit myself in the nose with a hardback edition of the complete works of Chaucer
and
- stapled my linguistics assignment to my finger.

Please share your tales of doltishness.

 

[pete]

hmm

where to start?

actually... most of mine would probably be covered by the official secrets act

ah well.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

In the last two days I have:
- given myself three paper cuts
- hit myself in the nose with a hardback edition of the complete works of Chaucer
and
- stapled my linguistics assignment to my finger.

Please share your tales of doltishness.

in the past I have
Believed gerry adams,
thought today FM was a good radion station,
fantasied about geoge hook

 

[mackle]

I cut the corner of my mouth with an electirc razor and now when i open my mouth it hurts like fuck!

 

[egg_]

I grilled the dinner last week.
Was wondering why the oven was acting so weird, eventually realised it was cos the grill, rather than the oven, was turned on.
Ever had grilled spuds? They're not bad

 

[ratmonkey]

I cut the corner of my mouth with an electirc razor and now when i open my mouth it hurts like fuck!

I cut my finger with one of those once.

 

[wild_cat]

Blew the computer speakers after being warned not to.

 

[Theseus Mock]

I grilled the dinner last week.
Was wondering why the oven was acting so weird, eventually realised it was cos the grill, rather than the oven, was turned on.
Ever had grilled spuds? They're not bad

Hate it when that happens.

Stupid moment of the day was going out for a smoke in work and forgetting to bring my cigarette papers. and no one around to scab some off.

 

[avernus]

Saw that it was snowing last night - waiting for my taxi, I ran along the road to skid, didnt and nearly snapped my leg off.

 

[brianMy Remorse]

had a dream where i stopped a robbery in work... chased after the culprit and tackled him to the ground.

a hottie in college saw me do it, thought it was rather champion and went out with me.

then i woke up, and for the first few moments after waking up iwas still kinda believing it had happened ..ya know what i mean. then i reality hit.

that was rather stupid.
im touched.

 

[oh shit]

then i woke up, and for the first few moments after waking up iwas still kinda believing it had happened ..ya know what i mean. then i reality hit.

that was rather stupid.
im touched.

whatever it is you mean by this,
it probably wasn't as stupid as that post.

 

[brianMy Remorse]

haha true!

and i quote.. "then i reality hit" which should read "then reality hit".

but its ok, like i said, im touched!

 

[snakybus]

I know a guy who thought his drums was a jacks while drunk/half asleep - and took a shit on them!

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

Lets see, stupid things I have done recently...this morning when I woke up after a shit sleep I fuckin burst my bare feet off one of the hard wooden legs of my bed. An' me fuckin toes were freezin an' all.
C'mon, you know the feeling. Everyone does.

 

[Dog Doo Bop]

in the last two days I paid my rent into the wrong bank (b of i instead of AIB) even though I've been paying to the same bank for the last six months....

and also put the wrong e-mail address when booking a flight .... some feck in america got my flight confirmation ....

both situations were sorted out but it could have been bad.....

very stupid....

 

[avernus]

a friend of mine handed in his flight booking details instead of a CV yesterday.
no surprise if he doesnt get the job.

 

[oh shit]

a friend of mine handed in his flight booking details instead of a CV yesterday.
no surprise if he doesnt get the job.

aw man tea came out my nose

 

[avernus]

aw man tea came out my nose

hehe ah tea.

 

[spiritualtramp]

In the last two days I have:
- given myself three paper cuts

I had a mystery cut the other day. I was on the bus and I looked down at my left hand and there was a drop of blood on it. Then I looked at my right hand and my thumb was pumping blood. I have no idea how it got cut.

This was low drama compared to the time I somehow managed to get a razor blade stuck in my index finger.

 

[Super Dexta]

I just got a paper cut on my paper cut