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[billygannon]

Originally posted by Ian


I say him in the Gate recently acting in Neil LaBute's play... the shape of things... He was so brilliant I had a lump in my throte at the end...

Disko Pigs is STILL b ullshit

Fiona Montgomery is a lash.....

 

[Charlie Fett]

ALTERNATE ENDING: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

A furious light sabre duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing
LUKE SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by
Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the
ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks round, but realizes
there's nowhere to go but straight down.

DARTH VADER: "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your
father."

LUKE: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"

DARTH VADER: "No! I am your father!"

LUKE: "No, it's not true! It's impossible."

DARTH VADER: "Search your feelings; you know it to be true."

LUKE: "NO!"

DARTH VADER: "Yes, it is true and you know what else? You know
that brass droid of yours?"

LUKE: "Threepio?"

DARTH VADER: "Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was seven years
old."

LUKE: "No."

DARTH VADER: "Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own
ship out of the swamp."

LUKE: "I destroyed your precious Death Star!"

DARTH VADER: "When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!"

LUKE: "Well, it's not my fault."

DARTH VADER: "Oh, here we go. 'Poor me, my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith.. waahhh wahhh!'"

LUKE: "Shut up."

DARTH VADER: "You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!"

LUKE: "I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!"

DARTH VADER: "Oh, for the love of the Emperor, 10 years old,
winner of the Boonta Eve Open. Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer, right here baby!"

Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it.

DARTH VADER: "I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine."

Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down
the shaft.

Darth Vader looks after him.

DARTH VADER: "And get a haircut!"

 

[krystal]

Originally posted by dudley
you could have given them to me 8(

Martin had 4 - I couldn't go as I've already booked tickets to see it with Himself, and nobly gave up my preview ticket..

anyway apparently it's amazing.

 

[dudley]

you off to londing again this weekend then. niiiice

 

[slurms]

alternate ending : phantom menace.
darth maul has just defeated guigon, obi waits behind the red shield thing.
darth maul walks over and back grimacing.
suddenly the shield opens and obi rushes in, the battle begins.
maul knocks obi into the ventilation shaft. obi clings on for dear life.
enter bernard manning: "maulzy?"
maul spins around wide eyed, "pater?"
"maulzy!"
"pater!"
they run to eath other and embrace warmly. manning picks maul up, holds him in front of him and spins him around lovingly.
"i love you son!"
tears start to forms in darth mauls eyes "....... i love you too dad!"
they walk out together down the corridor, manning puts his arm around maul and begins to tell him an anecdote about the time he told a load of anti malistair jokes at a jedi council box social not knowing that there were some natives of malistair in the audience. maul laughs heartily.
meanwhile, guigon has regained consciousness. he looks down the ventilation shaft at obi, "you're some can of piss, did you know that?"

 

[pad]

Originally posted by Charlie Fett
ALTERNATE ENDING: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

A furious light sabre duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing
LUKE SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by
Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the
ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks round, but realizes
there's nowhere to go but straight down.

DARTH VADER: "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your
father."

LUKE: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"

DARTH VADER: "No! I am your father!"

LUKE: "No, it's not true! It's impossible."

DARTH VADER: "Search your feelings; you know it to be true."

LUKE: "NO!"

DARTH VADER: "Yes, it is true and you know what else? You know
that brass droid of yours?"

LUKE: "Threepio?"

DARTH VADER: "Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was seven years
old."

LUKE: "No."

DARTH VADER: "Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own
ship out of the swamp."

LUKE: "I destroyed your precious Death Star!"

DARTH VADER: "When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!"

LUKE: "Well, it's not my fault."

DARTH VADER: "Oh, here we go. 'Poor me, my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith.. waahhh wahhh!'"

LUKE: "Shut up."

DARTH VADER: "You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!"

LUKE: "I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!"

DARTH VADER: "Oh, for the love of the Emperor, 10 years old,
winner of the Boonta Eve Open. Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer, right here baby!"

Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it.

DARTH VADER: "I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine."

Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down
the shaft.

Darth Vader looks after him.

DARTH VADER: "And get a haircut!"

this is the funniest thing ever posted on thumped..



ever.

 

[princess]

Originally posted by pad


my brother was in it.




princess were you ever in a no smoking ad?

what the fu%k wud make u think i was in a no smoking ad? hmmm strange! is ur brother cillian murphy?

 

[pete]

the first trailer for Matrix 2 is being shown with Send In The Clones - i'm assuming they mean here as well as america

anyhoo it's available to download at 5am from http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/cmp/index_sequel_html.html

 

[pete]

Only 8 hours to go!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[snap-apple]

Originally posted by pete
Only 8 hours to go!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ahem.... only 5 hours to go - wooooooooo!

 

[pete]

prick

 

[snap-apple]

Originally posted by pete
prick

yes'm

 

[coraline]

only i hour and 20 mins to go woo

i wish i cared.....
before i met conor i had never seen star wars...
now i have been thoroughly educated through multiple video viewings

dont tell conor but i fell asleep when we went to see the phantom menace

this one better be better

 

[pete]

T minus 4 hours and counting.....

 

[dudley]

3 hours and 58 minutes

 

[snakybus]

ye can all go and DIE, schmucks

 

[Goodbye]

Anikin IS Darth vader!

Ha, ruined your precious ending...

 

[morgen-vox]

*guffaw*

 

[10 years of noise and confusion]

you are gay

 

[Charlie Fett]

eh..anyone seen it yet?