Some of you might get this forward today (1 Viewer)

[RSJ]

A Somalian arrives in dublin as a new immigrant to the ireland

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,"Thank you Mr irish man for letting me in this country!"

But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am a Pakistani".

The man continues down the street until he meets another passer-by.

"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in ireland!"

The passer-by says "I no irish. I flom Hong Kong

Further down the street, he shakes the hand of the next person he sees and says "Thank you for the wonderful ireland!"

"Sorry", says the stranger "I'm from Iran, I am not irish!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you a irish citizen?"

"No ", she says, "I'm from Romania!"

The Somalian is now totally confused and asks her, "Where are all the irish?"

The Rumanian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says,"Probably at work."

I found the best way to deal with it is reply to the sender saying "well if it really is 'funny cos it's true' these lads should get a kick out of it too" and CC all the foreigners at work into it.

 

[broken arm]

rumanian?

 

[Vinnie]

That's eerie. I'm Irish and I'm at work. Did Gypsy Rose Lee write that?

 

[Pantone247]

That's eerie. I'm Irish and I'm at work. Did Gypsy Rose Lee write that?

ha ha, the rest of us Irish are all in the pub...

'remember everyone, no one invite vinnie'

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

didn't get it yet
can you send it on to aidscore @ thumped . com?

 

[Vinnie]

Understood. My lips are sealed. See you in the pub?

'remember everyone, no one invite vinnie'

 

[Alan Remorse]

brian, we all know you're a raging racist

ye should have seen him burning crosses at electric picnic!

 

[RSJ]

That's just my stage show dude. In real life i'm all about the love.

 

[MONGOBRUTALE]

real.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

One woman at work sends about 5 chain mails a day, i'm doomed to rot in hell according to them. Also those shit 80s looking cartoons of a sexual nature with some big titted blonde with a horrible hair cut and a skimpy red dress and a perverted boss, you know the ones, depressing shit.