Snots (1 Viewer)

[sexypornolady]

Where do you wipe yours if you haven't got a tissue?

My boss leaves his on the underside of his desk so if you ever have the misfortune of sitting in his fart-dense chair and touch your knees off the underside of said desk, you stand a good chance of getting snot on your knee.

Another favourite I have noticed is the wall beside the loo if someone's having an aul simultaneous sit-down/nose pick - I mean, there's a roll of shit paper right beside you fuck sake.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

guy in work waits till we're talking / making eye contact before picking his nose

i think he's trying to psyche me out.

 

[theoootini]

on the inside of my trouser pocket

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

eat them

 

[therealjohnny]

[SIZE=-1]"What flows from the nose does not go on my clothes"


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[Goff]

My old boss has a nervous habit of when he's talking to you, he rams his finger up his nose, or sometimes his thumb.

And at least once a week, he still asks me to show him things on the computer. So, I've delevoped a "Now, you're not going to learn if you don't do it yerself," speech and make him use the mouse/keyboard as i talk him thru it instead of me touching the things.

The jack's wall thing. I hate that.

 

[theoootini]

behind my ear

 

[HMD]

in my belly

 

[sexypornolady]

Wiping on the floor is okay isn't it?

 

[CitySickness]

Wiping on the floor is okay isn't it?

For snots: fine. For asses: not so much.

 

[sarah]

I'm mad paranoid about ending up with someones gob on the back of my coat. A guy I knew told me about sneezing up the biggest lump of phlegm on some girls back on the bus. *gaagg* I'm sure he's not the only one that has done this.

 

[clive]

I'm mad paranoid about ending up with someones gob on the back of my coat. A guy I knew told me about sneezing up the biggest lump of phlegm on some girls back on the bus. *gaagg* I'm sure he's not the only one that has done this.

they're called green oysters.

 

[sexypornolady]

Hahahahaha...

 

[dowel]

tiny nose - tonne of snot
yuk

 

[coraline]

Hahahahaha...

One of the kids I teach did exactly this today. I turned away for 2 seconds and he exploded snot all over the desk, his hands/face/jumper and all over the book we've been putting together since October.

GROSS !bog!bog

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

i actually think the earring looks more gross than the snots. kisd should have pierced ears. over in spain they pierce their babies ears.... growse

 

[sarah]

they're called green oysters.

eeew they have a name. yeuch!

when I was in in third year sittind doing nothing during an irish exam ( I'm exempt but had to stay for the exam anyway) I was bored looking around. saw the little first years getting their first ever english christmas test. everyone starts writing furiously. this particularly small guy does the biggest sneeze. ever.
and he's attached by a huge amount of stringy snot to his first ever big school test. he's trying to hide the damage with his arms. but I've seen. poor guy.

 

[Umfufu]

What's wrong with a big 'ol noisy snort followed by a swallow.
You MUST make an audible gulping sound when swallowing.




And the floor is now open to cum gags (ooh-er missus!).

 

[theoootini]

snot rockets.
forcibly expelling liquid snot from your nostril onto the pavement. hold one nostril closed and blow hard. be sure to avoid those walking behind you as i didn't do once- snotty shoe attack. eep!

 

[sexypornolady]

You mean a Farmers Hanky?