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[Buckrake]

Once i bashed a scobie who was trying to mug these two hot sluts. They were so impressed they took me back to their flat and took it in turns....



Oh no, wait! That was an episode of 'Renegade' - it actually happened to Reno Raines....

 

[avernus]

it actually happened to Reno Raines....

of course it did - just look at his firm man breasts. he had legs up to his face.

 

[azezelo]

it's not the parents that are hassling people though is it?

they deserve to be shot in the face with a crossbow

pricks

Citizen,
I know I'm probably exposing myself to a whole heap of ridicule here but I find this kind of comment to be almost as disturbing as the unprovoked street crime under discussion. You seem like a reasonably intelligent human. Do you really advocate barbarism as a solution to other peoples' violence? And if so, how long do you think it would be before the individuals you're talking about started roaming the streets with bigger, more deadly crossbows? Just a thought.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Citizen,
I know I'm probably exposing myself to a whole heap of ridicule here but I find this kind of comment to be almost as disturbing as the unprovoked street crime under discussion. You seem like a reasonably intelligent human. Do you really advocate barbarism as a solution to other peoples' violence? And if so, how long do you think it would be before the individuals you're talking about started roaming the streets with bigger, more deadly crossbows? Just a thought.

haha

did you never see Brass Eye
or The Day Today?

Chris Morris is amazing

paul

 

[spady]

Citizen,
I know I'm probably exposing myself to a whole heap of ridicule here but I find this kind of comment to be almost as disturbing as the unprovoked street crime under discussion. You seem like a reasonably intelligent human. Do you really advocate barbarism as a solution to other peoples' violence? And if so, how long do you think it would be before the individuals you're talking about started roaming the streets with bigger, more deadly crossbows? Just a thought.

This thread use to be fun

 

[nlgbbbblth]

This thread use to be fun

until someone lost an eye

probably got hit with an arrow or something

paul

 

[azezelo]

haha

did you never see Brass Eye
or The Day Today?

Chris Morris is amazing

paul

My apologies for missing out on the pop culture reference and spoiling everyone's fun. Still, it's reassuring to be wrong.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

My apologies for missing out on the pop culture reference and spoiling everyone's fun. Still, it's reassuring to be wrong.

sound

paul

 

[spady]

My apologies for missing out on the pop culture reference and spoiling everyone's fun. Still, it's reassuring to be wrong.

It's cool, as long as you now realise joking about violent incidents, particularly about ones that happen to yourself is amusing.

I got the shit beaten out of me once. Made me forget all about the 'brain in the jar' theory, it hurt, really hurt... as much as 'real' can hurt I guess.

 

[nonlogic liam]

i really dont know how to deal with the social problem that is created by spides/neds and general louts. A rule of thumb however is to try and use taxis (as impractical and expensive that is in dublin) and never ever walk the streets by yourself. Another thing that i have found useful is to, never respond to mindless taunts as this will result in a smack to the face. Also if a spide does confront you, always stand at arms distance from the afore mentioned idiot and dont raise your voice or curse. Or in the event of all the above failing, i suggest you act like the knights in the holy grail and 'run away'.

 

[jane]

A taxi is cheaper than a new set of teeth.

 

[brianMy Remorse]

i used to live at 40 synge st. quality!

haha i was 49! such cool little quaint georgian street.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

my new mates were hanging outside my gaff again
ah nice wan lads
i dunno how long they were there for. they said hi to my housemate
i think it was only two of them today. guess i'll go back to carrying a cue ball in a sock again....but they know where i live!!!!

andrew

 

[brianMy Remorse]

Or in the event of all the above failing, i suggest you act like the knights in the holy grail and 'run away'.

sir robin ran away, sir robin ran away, away
when danger reared its ugly head,
he turned about and gallantly fled...

 

[Tombo]

Some day a great rain will come and wash all the scum from the streets....

Had a great night there about a year ago. Was walking on George's St at about 3am with a mate and this wench started in on us trying to get us to give her money. We shook our heads and she starts screaming in our faces and slapping my mate. He, being under the influence of alcohol and Jerry Springer called her a skag ho and asked her to refrain from said slapping in said face. She went ballistic and started screaming to her boyfriend that we had attacked her. Her sweetheart was otherwise occupied which gave us an opportunity to leg it into a taxi and bravely run away.

Oh yes, I neglected to mention that the reason her boyfriend was tied up was that he was industriously stamping on some poor fucker's head at the time. What a charming couple. They deserve each other.

 

[It Will Never Last]

until someone lost an eye

probably got hit with an arrow or something

paul

Crossbows fire bolts.

Fuck. Sake.

I've never managed to get a hiding in town yet, probably due to my amazing ability to defuse tense situations. Serious but, I managed to get some complete scobe to desist from queue jumping at the Stephens Green taxi rank ages ago, to save him from a hiding from about 20 scobes who were in front of us.

I hate scobes. That Hitler had some good ideas...

 

[Tombo]

Crossbows fire bolts.

Fuck. Sake.

I've never managed to get a hiding in town yet, probably due to my amazing ability to defuse tense situations. Serious but, I managed to get some complete scobe to desist from queue jumping at the Stephens Green taxi rank ages ago, to save him from a hiding from about 20 scobes who were in front of us.

I hate scobes. That Hitler had some good ideas...

Killer signature RecklessOne! My dog has no nose......

 

[avernus]

It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was going to fight in another fight, away from the first fight.

 

[Wavioli]

A rule of thumb however is to try and use taxis (as impractical and expensive that is in dublin) and never ever walk the streets by yourself. Another thing that i have found useful is to, never respond to mindless taunts as this will result in a smack to the face. Also if a spide does confront you, always stand at arms distance from the afore mentioned idiot and dont raise your voice or curse.

I thought that was bears.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

i've never been mugged (hits head with fist a bit harder than he should), touch wood. ( ouch! ) my advice is when you're walking the streets of dublin, just look like you're crazier than everyone else. talk to yourself, even argue with yourself if you think there's a chance you're going to get hopped. there's nothing scarier or more intimidating than a crazy person. if you look like you don't want to get hopped, you're just asking for trouble.