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[AnarchoBob]

Ahahah viking boat race?!?

 

[piratecore]

youre not a viking. might still be a space if youre up for it?

 

[AnarchoBob]

Yeah, but what the fuck is it anyway?

 

[piratecore]

we get a team of ten people on may 3rd and we get in a longboat and do a race. the longboat is a proper one and it is supplied for us. if you wanna do it i need to know

 

[Cormcolash]

You realise we'd get utterly destroyed? Rowing is fucking heavy work!

Edit: I can't do it anyway, busy that day.

 

[AnarchoBob]

True that, I am too weak to do rowing. Mind you, it would be good craic.

 

[piratecore]

come on fatty are you in or what

 

[AnarchoBob]

Give me the details of it all and I'll let you know.

 

[D0njo]

There's this thing in dublin called viking splash tours, some sort of boat-truck, I wonder could ye get to the mainland with it

 

[piratecore]

nick one drive it up here and we'll pillage paisleys church. we'll leave the rape bit out cos presbyterians are a bit rough.

have pictures of my folks on that actually, replete with viking hats

 

[AnarchoBob]

Nah, just say it whole Barney. Presbyterian women look like men, that's it.

 

[piratecore]

nah then id be well up for it. their hair turns short and grey at twenty and they turn into hessian sack wearing androgynous non entities with sagging arse and breast. men and women.

 

[AnarchoBob]

Ah but that is the thing, women turn into men...VERY ugly men. But yeah, you summed up Presbyterianism pretty well ahahah