Savage Love (1 Viewer)

[broken arm]

You'll have to fill the unenlightened in on what a silver shower is.....

cum on face.


i can't believe i said that........

 

[oh shit]

sartre would fuck anything that moves.

try the internet

 

[Corey]

*sips brandy*

Myyess. Moons ago,I once knew a darling girl from cork that used to give head with her teeth.

 

[Zeelander]

cum on face.


i can't believe i said that........

Oh right. I bet if you had to tell me that in real life you'd mumble it, with your hands covering your face, then apologise

Anyway, surely there's a better term for it than 'silver shower'? That's pants.

 

[oh shit]

'facial spraying'

or

'money shot'

 

[ICUH8N]

I heard HitsLikeAGirl is into Frottage

 

[La La]

dear dan,
my boyfriend has expressed his interest in 'feltures'

what exactly are these and can i provide them? more importantly, should I?

sincerely,
Haven't A Clue

 

[Corey]

I heard HitsLikeAGirl is into Frottage

I am. I love youghurt.

 

[Martina Burke]

and where can i buy butt-plugs on the southside?

i regularly rent a union jack butt plug from hills hire on the johnstown road. its dishwasher friendly so thats gotta go down as a plus.

 

[Zeelander]

I heard HitsLikeAGirl is into Frottage

Again, I don't know what that means, but I'll laugh along nonetheless and call him a pervert.

 

[hanley]

anything under the sun and dan *cough* (i mean, Bernard) will be right there to talk you through it.
make it sexual though.

is this acceptable these days?

 

[guy of the tiger]

How can I stop my female friends interfering with themselves when I'm around?

 

[oh shit]

cut off their hands

 

[broken arm]

head in a vice

 

[taubstumm]

dear dan,
my boyfriend has expressed his interest in 'feltures'

what exactly are these and can i provide them? more importantly, should I?

sincerely,
Haven't A Clue

you need to contact one of the feltures writers at your local pro-beijing publication

 

[oh shit]

ooooohh

 

[ICUH8N]

is this acceptable these days?

Not fun, I assure you.

 

[Martina Burke]

my boyfriend always hums shangalang by the bay city rollers when we're making sex.

whats that all about?

 

[ICUH8N]

my boyfriend always hums shangalang by the bay city rollers when we're making sex.

whats that all about?

You mean when you're having your...tenderness?

 

[Corey]

Not fun, I assure you.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

You okay man?