Renée Zellweger (2 Viewers)

[Hector Grey]

troubled troubadour left in lurch by top hollywood actress shocker.

Rice: "i needed to be dumped for me songs, like"

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I don't get Hollywood at all these days...how are all these dull people becoming stars?!? Bosworth, Zellwegger, Lohan...they're all useless.

Meryll Streep would eat them all for breakfast.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I doubt she would have changed her name to Rene Rice.

 

[Bellatrix]

Meryll Streep would eat them all for breakfast.

Truth.

Meryl Streep, Lauren Bacall, Isabella Rossellini.

And Angela Lansbury.

 

[krystal]

My faith in hollywoodland is only restored by Cate Blanchette. A fabulous woman.

Lindsay lohan - oh you WAND.

 

[snakybus]

or Toni Colette

she's got it all

 

[HMD]

Lindsay lohan - oh you WAND.

Whats a WAND? we don't have them in finglas

 

[krystal]

ah you know, a complete fool.

 

[Goff]

Lindsay Lohan can act. She's just a stocking.

Cate Blanchette is as plain as That Zellweger wan, but not as ugly.

Rene always looks like she's just been for a face peel. Which, she probably has done.

 

[krystal]

wipe the cataracts from your eyes goff, Cate is proper old skool Hollywood beautiful. She's not a vanilla clone, which maybe is what's confusing you.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

I don't get Hollywood at all these days...how are all these dull people becoming stars?!? Bosworth, Zellwegger, Lohan...they're all useless.

Meryll Streep would eat them all for breakfast.

Ever see the film with Meryl Streep and the horse?

 

[Diddles]

Poor auld Lindsay had her appendix out last week. There's always something wrong with that young wan.

 

[krystal]

what, such as;
'lindsay takes loads of gak, collapses. has to be rushed to hospital'
'lindsay gets off head on booze, falls over, breaks wrist'
'lindsay pretends to get appendix out but really is in throes of gak fuelled recovery'
etc

 

[ernesto]

id still throw it into her

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

According to the national enquirer inside sources have revealed that lindsey lohan is convinced she'll win an oscar by the time shes 30...stupid bitch.

 

[Corey]

HohhhhhhHHhhh......Blaaaanchhhett....i'll be back ina mo.

 

[Hector Grey]

According to the national enquirer inside sources have revealed that lindsey lohan is convinced she'll win an oscar by the time shes 30...stupid bitch.

i dunno, some awful gowls have won those things recently.

 

[Bellatrix]

Ever see the film with Meryl Streep and the horse?

Ever see Death Becomes Her?

Completely underrated. It's a gem.

 

[Diddles]

Hopefully Lindsay knows that you can only win an Oscar these days if a) you play a gay person but are straight in real life or b) play a character based on a real person that requires you to wear prostethic make-up to look like them.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

imagine how many oscars a white guy would win by playing a black fag!?!??! They'd probably just change his name to oscar and paint him gold...