Renée Zellweger (2 Viewers)

[HMD]

What is it with her and her face like a slapped arse? the new movie she's in (Miss Potter) she looks like she's going through the change with the hot flushes and all. She also looks like her cheeks are full of peanuts.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

yeah, shes hacked. She looks like shes allergic to acting.

 

[Bellatrix]

There's something kinda likeable about her, though. Maybe it's because she usually plays a giant-pants-wearing underdog.

If she came over to my house, I'd give her tea and calomine lotion.

 

[ratmonkey]

She also looks like her cheeks are full of peanuts.

Maybe she's been hypnotised into thinkin she's a squirrel?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

she looked deadly played Bridget Jones. Horrible when she lost all the weight though.

 

[Diddles]

There's acorns stashed in them cheeks.

 

[Janer]

There's something kinda likeable about her, though. Maybe it's because she usually plays a giant-pants-wearing underdog.

If she came over to my house, I'd give her tea and calomine lotion.

I agree with this person, I could raise to the occasion etc

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

I could raise to the occasion etc

raise or rise janer?
i love your use of etc and lol by the way.

 

[Janer]

You are correct on all fronts.
Since I have agreed with you can u plz spin this track out?
Mother Earth - Crass -

 

[krystal]

she really gets on my wick. the crazed expression, the turn sideways and she disappears aspect, the bizarre red cheeks and bulimia face, etc etc

in summary, zelwegger is a wand.

 

[Corey]

Haha, "HEY! BULIMIA FACE!!" Haha.

 

[Ferox13]

Though not a big fan I did enjoy her getting slapped around in that Texas Chainsawing film....

 

[Hector Grey]

she has a face like a boiled ham alright. i wouldn't spunk on me boot and kick it into her.

 

[Beanstalk]

She was lovely in Jerry Maguire...downhill since then.

 

[Stan Bowles]

And as if all that wasn't bad enough she allowed Damien Rice to throw a fuck into her. Nasty.

 

[krystal]

when they were going out Now! did a story on how he'd taken her to his home town to meet his folks. A local was quoted as saying that she seemed nice but was 'very plain'.
ha ha! Ah the good folks of celbridge, telling it like it is. For example, me.

 

[Hector Grey]

when they were going out Now! did a story on how he'd taken her to his home town to meet his folks. A local was quoted as saying that she seemed nice but was 'very plain'.
ha ha! Ah the good folks of celbridge, telling it like it is. For example, me.

yes, but isn't that all "untrue"?
like, didn't she marry someone else the day after she was supposedly in his gaff?
didn't i not care, to fuck?

 

[krystal]

Well, she IS plain. That much is true.

 

[Hector Grey]

Well, she IS plain. That much is true.

i don't know if plain scares the bejesus out of me in the same way as her rosycheeked arseitude.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

troubled troubadour left in lurch by top hollywood actress shocker.