Random Depressing Phrases (5 Viewers)

[Chad]

The child you hit, is dead


dead


dead


dead


dead

"im afraid your doctors license has been revoked because of a speech impediment"

 

[therealjohnny]

From the Weeping Gorilla

Choke. Modern life makes me feel so alone
Go on, ask me about my marriage.
I have some unresolved childhood issues
I can't believe they fired me
She gets the kids and the house. I get the car
I guess people change
Everyone said I should get Windows 95
Why do pets have to die?
I like country music. It tells the truth
Some days are better than others
I mean,"Forty." It's just a number, after all...
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. This is all my fault
Sometimes I hurt myself
Well, no. I didn't vote for him either...
Why can't everybody just, y'know, get along?
Why are you so bitter?
Oh, man, that was deep.
Then I told the protestor, "yeah", the fur's real. so What?"
Why is there spinach?
Tony the tiger looks...different.
What hurt me most, though, was the pain
Both sides have their good points
Why do good things happen to bad people
There's always Something
What do you mean you need more space?
The garage thinks it's the clutch
I hate my body
Can we hear that Radiohead track just once more?
If I only understood what women wanted...
This should have been my time
Yes, I'm in telemarketing sales...
We probably expect too much of George Lucas...
I guess all the Waltons must be dead by now
Who remaindered the book of love?
Commitment?uh...yeah..that sounds great​

 

[Squiggle]

It's not you, it's me.

 

[classic seanc]

"Pete Doherty's amazing isn't he? I love him"

 

[Chad]

its not me, its you

 

[RSJ]

"No they cancelled. Betamax Format are supporting instead."

 

[Yurn!]

'Bill Pullman'.

 

[ICUH8N]

'Bill Pullman'.

Like getting hit by a Katyusha rocket. Right in the soul.

 

[Hector Grey]

it adds texture.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

"looks great but i have the following changes........"

 

[Thebeard]

I never knew you could grow hair there!?

 

[classic seanc]

"I'm 17, hee hee! why are you asking?"

 

[Yurn!]

'I'm 17, but there's no way you guessed that judging from my fantastic dwads, and the look on your face.'

 

[Thebeard]

He does't shake it he kicks it

 

[Squiggle]

"Oh, could you do something for me before you go..."

 

[Yurn!]

'It rubs the lotion on it's skin, it does this whenever it's told...'

 

[Hector Grey]

"i can't get the video to work"

over the phone, obviously.

 

[george mcfly]

'It rubs the lotion on it's skin, it does this whenever it's told...'

"don't you harm my precious!!"

 

[classic seanc]

"don't you harm my precious!!"

"Do you see?"

 

[broken arm]

"welcome to dublin airport"