Present for New Born Baby (1 Viewer)

[La La]

-muslin
-cute halloween costume eg caterpillar outfit (oh wait, the baby's not due yet.....get one anyway)

 

[ms.b.haven]

go to Crete and get it's name engraved on a grain of rice?

You might as well pay 100 quid to get a grain of sand named after it for all the use it does.

 

[ms.b.haven]

if ever there was a reason not to buy the local paper this week. !ninjaaaa

 

[pete]

money

 

[Jim Daniels]

a bottle of wine or port that'll improve until the babby is 18

Thats a nice idea. Theres a place in town somewhere that does this. They hold onto the wine, "turn" it (whatever that means) and take care of it. You even have visiting rights, which is rather cool...

 

[RSJ]

get a facial/massage voucher for the ma

Was thinking of getting this for the sister, due in march.

 

[oh shit]

a book about lightning

 

[billygannon]

Gold, Frankincense, and if you can get it, Myrrh

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

a new born sibling

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Gold, Frankincense, and if you can get it, Myrrh

 

[pete]

Thats a nice idea. Theres a place in town somewhere that does this. They hold onto the wine, "turn" it (whatever that means)

Surprisingly enough, it means they turn the bottle. Helps it mature evenly as it ages, I suppose.

edit: i know nothing about wine. i read this on the internet somewhere so it may in fact be complete arse.

You even have visiting rights, which is rather cool...

Visiting rights to the baby? Creepy.

 

[Jim Daniels]

Surprisingly enough, it means they turn the bottle. Helps it mature evenly as it ages, I suppose.

edit: i know nothing about wine. i read this on the internet somewhere so it may in fact be complete arse.

Visiting rights to the baby? Creepy.

Visiting rights to the wine!
They keep it in storage and you can call in every so often to see how its comin' along. Almost as creepy

 

[Bellatrix]

If there's a sibling, don't forget to get them something small too cos they're probably one unhappy camper.

When my bros were born they brought me presents "from heaven". A cunning ploy devised by my parents to make me like them more.

The first one brought Peaches & Cream Barbie. Not bad. Not bad at all.

The second one brought flip-flops. This was most unsatisfactory and resulted in a keniption fit. While this may make me seem like a hideous brat, what you have to remember is that brothers were not part of The Plan.

The Plan being:
A. No siblings. Ever.
Or, if for whatever reason this becomes an absolute necessity:
B. Girls only. The end.

Said flip-flops were promptly returned "to heaven" in exchange for She-Ra's horse. Not bad. Not bad at all.

 

[taubstumm]

Said flip-flops were promptly returned "to heaven" in exchange for She-Ra's horse. Not bad. Not bad at all.

if i had all day, i'd photoshop up a till-reciept-for-flip-flops-from-heaven picture right about now

 

[Bellatrix]

if i had all day, i'd photoshop up a till-reciept-for-flip-flops-from-heaven picture right about now

If you make it, I'll frame it.

 

[ICUH8N]

it's quite tricky to match the font, and get the ink fading right. Unless you use a thermal-paper receipt jpg, but that's boring.

Jesus, I can't believe I even looked at this, but the prospect of a Divine Flip-Flop Credit Note is just too tempting