Pranks on passed on mates (1 Viewer)

[Ferox13]

WOW - just WOW:

Man in Sichuan dies after friends insert eel up his arse as a joke


A man has died after an eel that was inserted into his rectum gnawed away at his bowels, causing agonising injuries which were eventually fatal. The 59-year-old man, a chef, was reportedly taken to a Sichuan hospital complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and a great deal of anal bleeding. He was soon diagnosed as being in a severe state of shock.
Doctors were mystified as to the cause, and obtained permission from his family to undertake an exploratory laparotomy. Cutting open his innards, they discovered a 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum.
Though dead, the eel had apparently already wrought havoc on his innards, biting its way through his intestines prior to dying. Internal bleeding and infection rapidly set in.
He was reported to have eaten a lot of eel the previous day, but otherwise doctors had no idea how the creature had got there. His condition quickly worsened.
He lingered for 10 days in intensive care but eventually succumbed to the injuries and sepsis.
The likely cause was eventually established - he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.
Police have reportedly begun an investigation.



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would definally be suspicious of anyone bringing a live Eel with them on a night out on the town..

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

the lamprey's mouth actually looks a little like an anus. i believe its not actually an eel though

 

[sarah]

jesus that story combined with shaneys picture is going to haunt me for a long time. aargh.

 

[therealjohnny]

I thought this was about taking the piss out of your dead mates. Like when you summon them at a seance and mutter "gayghostssaywhat"

 

[evil bandit]

the lamprey's mouth actually looks a little like an anus. i believe its not actually an eel though

Jesus

I'd prefer this guy shoved up my hole then one of them.

 

[Ferox13]

I thought this was about taking the piss out of your dead mates. Like when you summon them at a seance and mutter "gayghostssaywhat"

LOL@that

Yeah meant Passed out not passed in.

 

[ratmonkey]

http://www.forteantimes.com/strangedays/medicalbag/3325/whats_up_cock.html


In the 1930s, a 40-year-old labourer in Australia complained that he needed to urinate hourly throughout the day and night, and endured pain and passed blood during urination. Five months previously, he’d been in a drinking bout with some friends. He couldn’t remember much, but the following morning he noticed a swelling on his scrotum and assumed he’d been kicked. However, surgery revealed a leather bootlace in his bladder. The patient denied all knowledge of how the bootlace reached his bladder. The surgeons suggested that his companions might have inserted the bootlace during the drinking bout and advised the labourer “to be more careful in future about the company he kept”.