please, something funny... (1 Viewer)

[Pantone247]

knob jockey

heh heh heh

knob joeckey

heh heh heh

 

[Buckrake]

i got to bed at 5am... pints, goldschlager... 2 hours sleep... i am in real actual pain here... it's half 2 and feels this day will never end... please, something funny... please...

Ok. Here's my attempt. This is Bray hotelier Jimmy 'The Toop'. If his baby blonde syrup of figs does't help, nothing will.....

PS. If anyone's related to him, I'm sorry, I believe he's a lovely man. But the wig is hysterical....

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

i said cher myself up...

well the leaving cert results are out tonight so i can think of one way of cheerin yrself up that doesn't involve self abuse...

or did you want to be "cher"'d up? a night in with the botox syringe..

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

hi-5 here *schmak*

knob jockey

heh heh heh

knob joeckey

heh heh heh

 

[kstop]

why, are there some decent clothes shops down it??

I have no idea what I meant either.

 

[thegoone]

if youre havin a bad day alpha relish heres a good one
its one ye tell to people havin a bad day


"yeh think your havin a bad day
imagine you were a siamese twin
your brother attatched at your shoulder
is gay and you are not
his date is commin over tonight

and youve only got one hole!"

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

and a hi-5 here *schmak*

Ok. Here's my attempt. This is Bray hotelier Jimmy 'The Toop'. If his baby blonde syrup of figs does't help, nothing will.....

PS. If anyone's related to him, I'm sorry, I believe he's a lovely man. But the wig is hysterical....

 

[spectraljanitor]

"yeh think your havin a bad day
imagine you were a siamese twin
your brother attatched at your shoulder
is gay and you are not
his date is commin over tonight

and youve only got one hole!"

yeah, that documentary last night brought up some things i had never thought about before... strange stuff. seriously.

 

[The Chilli King]

i said cher myself up...

Would ya, Buh?

Wha?
Wha?

 

[Theseus Mock]

hag, you could slip Cher some schnitzels & your sausage.

 

[#10-7]

a joke:

a man staggers home, dribbling drunk and wobbling all over the place. staggering up the stairs, his long suffering wife wearily begins to berate him for the state he's in and his reluctance to change his ways.
"where the fuck were ye?" "what the fuck do you smell like?" "did you sleep in the fuckin ditch?"
the drunken man produces a duck from under his coat who promptly quacks a rudementary greeting.
"Now" said the drunk "i'd like yew t' meet de pig"
"you fucking moron" says his wife "thats a fucking duck"
"i was talking" slurred the man "to the duck."

 

[rumpus]

get this up ya

 

[snakybus]

oh I get it, the guy was married to a pig, right?

....or maybe the guy was a pig?

 

[spectraljanitor]

get this up ya

god bless www.boners.com

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

have u guyz seen this yet?:
www.theonion.com

is it real?

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

in a fucking heartbeat!

Would ya, Buh?

Wha?
Wha?

 

[thegoone]

what the difference between oral thermometers and anal thermometers?






the taste

 

[spectraljanitor]

have u guyz seen this yet?:
www.theonion.com

is it real?

yeah.
real satire!
here's a good 'un:

http://www.theonion.com/onion3813/record-store_clerks.html

 

[snakybus]

jeez "the goone", were you hit with a not funny stick as a child or something?

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

ho ho, hee hee, ha ha, ho ho *schmak*

oh I get it, the guy was married to a pig, right?

....or maybe the guy was a pig?