please, something funny... (1 Viewer)

[Ex-User (1487)]

i got to bed at 5am... pints, goldschlager... 2 hours sleep... i am in real actual pain here... it's half 2 and feels this day will never end... please, something funny... please...

 

[pete]

yore ma

 

[spectraljanitor]

i got to bed at 5am... pints, goldschlager... 2 hours sleep... i am in real actual pain here... it's half 2 and feels this day will never end... please, something funny... please...

what were you doin crazy drinkin on a tuesday night? don't ya know thats what the weekends for? and Goldschlager is the work of the devil (along with Aftershock and Sambuca, or the classic combo "AfterSam")...

 

[Theseus Mock]

I've got a story, not really funny but kinda cring-worthy.

Well, it all took place last saturday night at around 3 o'clock. I was walking from ri-ra down to dame street. As i was passing Ricks burger I saw this guy standing in a little corner/wall intrusion(?) eating a burger. I only noticed this guy 'cause one of the crazy german/irish guys in the gang started to jump upon loads of empty burger boxes. Anyways, I cross the street at the corner of georges/dame st onto the temple-bar side of dame street. I ended up waiting at the corner of the other side (mortage store i think) for about 10mins cause alcohol caused random people to walk in random directions since they were coming place to our flat. A few minutes later I saw the same guy approached by a track-suit-wearing-centra-bag-carrying skanger who asked him something. Then they proceeded to walk down the alley way hand-in-hand. This guy was fairly respectable, what makes a guy do this?

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

christ, now i feel fucking great! remind me to kick you in the nuts if we ever meet, eh?

 

[kstop]

... This guy was fairly respectable, why makes a guy do this?

The same reason you went to see Kelly Osbourne, dirty shameful saucy lusty lust.

Either that or he was participating ironically, in some kind of pomo retro-hip statement. Still works though.

What do you call a raver trapped in a filing cabinet?

Sorted.

 

[Theseus Mock]

Knock Knock
Who's There?

 

[Theseus Mock]

Either that or he was participating ironically, in some kind of pomo retro-hip statement. Still works though.

soliciting a skanger was considered hip?! jaysus.

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

jeebus!

i heard this cracker last night...

what's pink and hard?













a pig with a flick knife!

*schamk*

 

[kstop]

soliciting a skanger was considered hip?! jaysus.

If bowling shirts and mod haircuts can have a second turn in the spotlight, why not 50's-style dangerous assignations down alleys? Bet if you could buy cottaging tshirts in fucking Hobo, all you bastards would think it was hip.

 

[Theseus Mock]

don't forget the trucker hats and sand papered jeans.

 

[spectraljanitor]

don't forget the trucker hats and sand papered jeans.

don't forget your shovel if you wanna go to work....

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

i should just cher myself up in future... jeez loiuse.

 

[Beanstalk]

don't forget your shovel if you wanna go to work....

...Daddy can I go up on the tractor...

 

[krystal]

If bowling shirts and mod haircuts can have a second turn in the spotlight, why not 50's-style dangerous assignations down alleys? Bet if you could buy cottaging tshirts in fucking Hobo, all you bastards would think it was hip.

HOBO!?
hahah
how 5 years ago of you

 

[spectraljanitor]

...Daddy can I go up on the tractor...

"...get that wasp off my sangwich, hi..."*







*sawdoctors "hay wrap" yeah?

 

[kstop]

HOBO!?
hahah
how 5 years ago of you

See you down the alley.

 

[krystal]

See you down the alley.

why, are there some decent clothes shops down it??

 

[spectraljanitor]

i should just cher myself up in future... jeez loiuse.

well the leaving cert results are out tonight so i can think of one way of cheerin yrself up that doesn't involve self abuse...

or did you want to be "cher"'d up? a night in with the botox syringe..

 

[thegoone]

whos there.