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[classic seanc]

"Trust me I'm a stomach"

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Hope it's not a dead horse... they're not going to fit it in the back of that Volvo 340.

 

[Froog]

also from the day today:
Alan commentating on soccer, a guy scores a goal and the ball rolls back out and he kicks it back in celebration.

"GOAL!..... AND ANOTHER ONE!"

 

[Stereobaby]

also from the day today:
Alan commentating on soccer, a guy scores a goal and the ball rolls back out and he kicks it back in celebration.

"GOAL!..... AND ANOTHER ONE!"

Thats my favourite one from the Day Today

 

[Thebeard]

So funny, i can't hold in the laughter, i must look a tad weird at my desk.

"you taped over the spy who loved me with worlds strongest man!?!?
now you've got norfolks maddest man!!"

 

[Thebeard]

 

[evil bandit]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Alan: Now I must say I’m very grateful you’ve come over – big fans of all the Irish…stuff. Love your pop music, Enya, and the other one – ripped up the Pope, bald chap? And I think… that’s it.
Aidan: Well, there’s U2, of course.
Alan: Oh, well, yeah. Fantastic. ‘Sunday Bloody Sunday’. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn’t it? You wake up in the morning, you’ve got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you’ve got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think “Sunday, bloody Sunday!”.
Aidan: I really hate to do this to you, Alan, but it’s actually a song about –
Paul: Yeah, bloody Sunday is actually about a massacre in Derry in 1972.
Alan: A massacre? Ugh. I’m not playing that again.[/FONT]

 

[Gabbo]

From Day Today:
"TWAT!! That was liquid football!"

I have said nothing but this sentence for the past two days.

 

[Boozin]

"I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war. But a happy one."

 

[Boozin]

"All this wine nonsense! You get all these wine people, don't you? Wine this, wine that. Let's have a bit of red, let's have a bit of white. Ooh, that's a snazzy bouquet. Oh, this smells of, I don't know, basil. Sometimes you just want to say, sod all this wine, just give me a pint of, mineral water."

"Can I just shock you?.... I like wine. Despite what I just said earlier. At any one time I have nine bottles of wine in my house."

 

[seanface]

Here we go! Ruby grapefruit juice. I thought I'd take the whole jug in case it's quaffed by R2-D2 over there

 

[timbot]

This place is actually still a building site, you should probably have a hat hard on, sorry, I mean a hat hard on. Oops, look at that, I did it again...

...scene continues
A: This is Michael, he is in charge of our Internet Computer
M: There's nae porn on it!
A: Did you understand that? No, good.

Or a classic Michael/Alan exchange:
Michael: Aye, but it was different for me, like, cause, you know, I was in the army when I was seventeen.
Alan: Well there you go. They taught you a trade. Minor repairs.
Michael: Aye. That and killing.

WHEEEELCHAAAAIIIRS

Shitting zombies

 

[Bunny]

Ha ha ha...this thread is the business

 

[ratmonkey]

Cook pass babtridge.

 

[Goodbye]

tits

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

Listening to a Steve Coogan interview with Marc Maron. His accent gets more odd as it goes on. Almost getting tough to listen to. Bizarre.
Also did not know Coogans brother was in the Mock Turtles.

 

[chris d]

"Who's this beautiful, blonde man with a lovely voice...? It's Annie Lennox."