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[Thebeard]

I was just sitting at my desk when i suddenly burst out laughing in front of all my colleagues. Why? Because i suddenly remembered that scene in Alan Partridge:

"… bear with me… one thousand, two hundred and thirty to twelve. I’m joking of course, but the time is ten past five. Let’s say hello to my new comedy character, Camp David. Hello, Camp David! [Presses a button]



Camp David: [It is Alan’s voice, with a camp comedy accent.] Well, hello, Alan!



Alan: And, what did you have for breakfast this morning?



Camp David: Ooh, mince!



Alan: Mmm. Yes, indeed. Er, more from Camp David tomorrow. The time is – well, let’s not get bogged down in the time again. Simply time to say, “ruddy hell, it’s Softcell!”

I know there's probably a million AP threads but lets hear your favorite parts/quotes of the shows. Just cause i'm in the mood.

 

[classic seanc]

“Since the carpet bombing of Dresden, Norwich has had the highest number of Cathedrals per capita in Western Europe.”

 

[the departed]

BONO?.....
BONO!!?....
BONO.....?

 

[Froog]

"Der's more to Oireland.. dan dis."

 

[Goodbye]

You got your big plate Alan?

 

[drkdrk]

"Cash back"

 

[Thebeard]

From Day Today:
"TWAT!! That was liquid football!"

 

[Lungs]

Trying to grab his new friend Dan's attention in a car park: ‘Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Oh, he's not seeing me, I'll get him later. ... Dan!’

Also, at the bravery awards, after taking a dump, something along the lines of; 'Phew, I should get a bravery award for that (pause), nah, it was textbook'.

 

[Goodbye]

My big bastard house

 

[David Kronenbourg]

"Textbook sexual intercourse."

 

[Stereobaby]

Alan: One more question. On the way here, quite nearby, I did see a community centre with a mural on the side.

Estate Agent: School for the deaf.

Alan: Right. That mean, there will be noise or there won't be noise? Difficult one to figure out, that. But they're just deaf, they're not deaf offenders?

 

[Goodbye]

Should I go quickly or should I maintain the same speed

 

[the departed]

right, lets move this over to youtube..
YouTube - Alan Partridge Plays Air Bass

one clip at a time.

 

[classic seanc]

"Trust me I'm a stomach"

 

[Wheels]

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There's Dan. Dan! Dan!...

 

[the departed]

YouTube - Alan Partridge Steve Coogan- DAN!

There's Dan. Dan! Dan!...

haha. i was looking for that! brilliant.

 

[Goodbye]

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Penetrating questions

 

[bloopitybloop]

Yelling "no way you big spastic! You're a bloody mentalist!" out of his car window, the second before it breaks down.

 

[lympog]

http://www.youtube.com/v/5gHorOt6KKw&hl=en

 

[killy kill]

YouTube - Comic Relief Alan Partridge & Peter Kay